Colin
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The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The
announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some
Liverpudlian youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment whereas Ferrari's
existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds
worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold
move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in
the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first
practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all
four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had
re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases
of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the
shower!
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DannyB
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That's bullshit, scousers drink carling!
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gavin18787
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extended version of a classic
Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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mart08uk
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thaught it was a news article, how dumb i am
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*JonnyG*
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quote: Originally posted by mart08uk
thaught it was a news article, how dumb i am
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Scotty_B
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quote: Originally posted by gavin18787
extended version of a classic
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