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will_doyle
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Nick-S
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Bosh
Kevxx
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i thought this was gonna be one of them threads were you have a tidy bird, and a tidy car...then make everyone choose

let doon
Nath
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WTF was it?! A heron or some shit!
Jambo
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BarnshaW
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the breaking of the glass and size of the fractures indicates albatross
XSIHardy
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can just imaging all the blood going over some skinny blond lass in the passanger seat
CorsAsh
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Where's the pics of that roadkill that went into the cabin and basically exploded, the inside had more blood and gore in it than an Al-Qaeda press release.

Might have been that Porsche actually...
BluKoo
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I'm sure i've seen more pics of this car with guts and blood all over the interior.

Not pretty.

Edit: Found it.





[Edited on 20-04-2009 by BluKoo]
CorsAsh
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Yep, was this one we're both thinking off BluKoo-Koo_Ka-Choo.

http://www.fugly.com/pictures/10643/porsche-roadkill-windshield.html

Not for the squeemish. Ah but what the hell, you want to look anyway, it's not that bad, go on, click the link...
CorsAsh
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Are we sharing the same thought processes tonight??
BluKoo
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Great minds think alike. Fools seldom differ.
BarnshaW
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if that fucking bird did that to my car i would defo take up hunting
CorsAsh
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So you could kill it again
BarnshaW
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no, so i could employ a young boy and shoot women through a hole in the boot of my car
Leighton
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the RAC can just resin fill that is will be fine
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
no, so i could employ a young boy and shoot women through a hole in the boot of my car
There must be a meaning to that but it's lost on me, I'm just lolling at the randomness.
vcorsasport1.6
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washington sniper?
CorsAsh
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Ah gotcha.
sand-eel
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Some may say that bird is smashing at flying.
Eck
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quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
Some may say that bird is smashing at flying.


It's a Porsche mate, real bird magnet.
SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

more blood and gore in it than an Al-Qaeda press release.




Lolf Dundgren
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20th Apr 09 at 22:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

bbbbird bird bird the bird is the word.....

[Edited on 20-04-2009 by Corsa_Scotty]
pow
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_Scotty
bbbbird bird bird the bird is the word.....

[Edited on 20-04-2009 by Corsa_Scotty]


Everyone knows that bird is that word

 
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