Rich7585
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Registered: 16th Nov 07
Location: Oxfordshire
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An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was
very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his
predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be
over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the
old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a
letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a. m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire
area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie
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Brett
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When you keep putting "from AON" on your threads, what is AON exactly?
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J4M13
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Registered: 15th Apr 06
Location: Bacup (Rossendale)
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Astra Owners Network at a guess??
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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Grow bags FTW
Tomatos do fine in them....
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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quite funny
i thought it was AOC not AON?
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Tom G
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Registered: 4th Aug 08
Location: Cheshire
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quote: Originally posted by C2RL R
quite funny
i thought it was AOC not AON?
There's a club and astra owners network
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
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you'd think i'd know that being an astra driver. i'll just stick to CS i think.
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