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Tiger
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Cuckoo


The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick- witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 120. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh sh!t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted!

Ben_

[Edited on 17-02-2003 by Tiger]
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17th Feb 03 at 17:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol nae bad
Colin
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SHITE!
Kayleigh
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Cole
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lmao
Denman
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17th Feb 03 at 18:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol !
Drew
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lol
Thoday
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hehehehehehhehe
Kieran McMutrie
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dude that sucks!
Tiger
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quote:
Originally posted by Drew
Old


Sorry you joke master lord you

 
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