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Redcorsa69

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18th Feb 03 at 13:34

50 Things Women Can’t do

1. Know anything about a car, other than its colour
2. Understand a film plot
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. Build a shed
5. Throw
6. Run
7. Park
8. Fart
9. Read a map
10.Rob a bank
11.Resist Ikea
12.Sit still
13.Tell a joke
14.Play pool
15.Pay for dinner
16.Eat a kebab while walking
17.**** out a train window
18.Argue without shouting
19.Get told off without crying
20.Understand fruit machines
21.Walk past a shoe shop
22.Make a decent bacon sandwich
23.Not comment on a stranger's clothes
24.Use small amounts of toilet paper
25.Let you sleep while you have a hangover
26.Drink a pint gracefully
27.Get in a round
28.Throw a punch
29.Do magic
30.Like your friends
31.Enjoy porn
32.Admit that men are better drivers
33.Eat a phal curry
34.Get to the point
35.Buy plain envelopes
36.Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
37.Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm cold"
38.Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
39.Avoid credit card debt
40.Dive into a pool
41.Assemble furniture
42.Form a rock group
43.Set a video recorder
44.Not try and change you
45.Watch a war film
46.Understand why flirting results in violence
47.Spend a day by themselves
48.Go to the toilet by themselves
49.Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
50.Choose a video quickly

Super_si

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18th Feb 03 at 13:38

Quality, some i wouldnt agree with tho

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LoudCorsa

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18th Feb 03 at 13:40

ha ha

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Lukas

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18th Feb 03 at 13:41

lol like it, except some are a lil off cos i know a few females that are more male that tom jones

KYM- Tom_H knows who i mean

Phil Hall

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18th Feb 03 at 13:44

My grans a magician.

Ditch

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18th Feb 03 at 14:04

& my X-missus used to make a blindin bacon sarnie so dunno wot your chattin bout!

someone

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18th Feb 03 at 14:10

agree with about 10%

Redcorsa69

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18th Feb 03 at 15:18

Well me and my missus did the test, she got 23 that she could do and I got 30

Super_si

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18th Feb 03 at 15:58

my Misses used to be a national Swimmer and gymnast

SO there goes number 40

Daimo B

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18th Feb 03 at 16:10

I can name a few of them the missis doesn't and does do

Better not though, i like my balls where they are

CorsaKitten

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18th Feb 03 at 16:15

Regarding the 'use small amounts of toilet paper' one......i live with three blokes, and we get thru copious amounts of loo paper, and it aint me, so I dont know what they're doing with it, using it to clean up after they jerk off I think

Andy4B

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18th Feb 03 at 17:21

quote:
Originally posted by Redcorsa69
50 Things Women Can’t do

48.Go to the toilet by themselves

That is so true.

Spence

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18th Feb 03 at 17:42

LOL

Cole

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18th Feb 03 at 18:26

my missus understands fruit machines and just as i was reading that she said im cold and shes only been in the room for 5 mins lmao

Redcorsa69

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18th Feb 03 at 19:27

quote:
Originally posted by ColeClio16v
my missus understands fruit machines and just as i was reading that she said im cold and shes only been in the room for 5 mins lmao

Tommy

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18th Feb 03 at 19:30

Dont think Take a Hint is in there ??

Luke1.4

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18th Feb 03 at 19:42

8. Fart

my missus does worse 1s than mine, agree wiv the rest though

wayne95

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18th Feb 03 at 19:53

why dare no ladies commenting????

CorsaKitten

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18th Feb 03 at 20:29

I can do many of those things, and as for number 29. Do Magic.....you'll have to ask my boyfriend about that

a_hornett

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18th Feb 03 at 21:11

i'm not telling anyone

[Edited on 18-02-2003 by a_hornett]

CorsaKitten

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18th Feb 03 at 21:16

why? think they'll all want me for my magic??

Mav 3000

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18th Feb 03 at 21:16

What do girls do in toilets together? that needs them and their friends to go all at once?

One of lifes biggest mysteries!

a_hornett

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18th Feb 03 at 21:21

quote:
Originally posted by CorsaKitten
why? think they'll all want me for my magic??

well, yes

a_hornett

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18th Feb 03 at 21:22

quote:
Originally posted by Mav 3000
What do girls do in toilets together? that needs them and their friends to go all at once?

One of lifes biggest mysteries!

no mystery, they go to discuss men becuase its the only place they cant go

Born_corsa02

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18th Feb 03 at 21:25

I dont agree mate im from essex and most of da birds down here can burp and fart better than men and da majority can most def throw a punch

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