JonnyJ
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/8077666.stm
Some quite funny ones on there tbh.
My favourites being:
"When the ball hits your head and you sit in row Z, that's Zamora!"
Heard at Bolton v Fulham to the tune of 'That's Amore'.
"You don't know what you're doing!"
Leeds fans at Derby to a supporter who proposed to his girlfriend on the pitch.
"Lino, lino give us a goal!"
Watford fans at the Madejski Stadium. In the reverse fixture, Reading were awarded the goal that never was.
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"Would the owner of the Vauxhall, registration number xxxxxx, please report to the nearest steward as you have left the handbrake off and it has rolled into the car behind you."
Shortly afterwards....
"Would the owner of the Ford Fiesta, registration number xxxxxx, please also report to the nearest steward as yours is the one that has been hit."
From the Wycombe Wanderers-Brentford game.
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Rick Draper
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"You shud have stayed on the Telly stayed on the Telly"
Liverpool fans to Shearer as we beat them at Anfield. Even got a smile and a clap from that cunt Shearer.......
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Rick Draper
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"you should have died in the tunnel, dies in the tunnel" Various fans after Ronaldo crashed his Ferrari in the airport tunnel in Manchester
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Limecat
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quote:
Originally posted by Rick Draper
"you should have died in the tunnel, dies in the tunnel" Various fans after Ronaldo crashed his Ferrari in the airport tunnel in Manchester
I remember posting about that on a Rover forum (sorry for the foul language) at the time and the report said he got out of the car and was fine. Strange that because normally if someone looks at the greasy little WOP twat from 50 yards away he is rolling on the floor crying...
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charcoalgrill
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my girlfriend got a quote on their from the Cardiff vs Ipswich game, when the cardiff fans were ripping the seats up (as it was the last game of the season) and the pitch announcer had to remind them that if they made the play offs, they would need their seats,lol.
I like the zamora chant :-D
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Carl
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Not sure if they are this year but i found:
Van-Per-Se, when the girl says no, molest-er.
To the tune of re-wind Craig David.
There is also a good one about Torres about looking like a girl and selling his arse on albert docks, but can't for the life of me think of it at this moment in time.
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Edd
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the famines over, why dont you go home
every scottish team to the celtic fans
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Aaron
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Not this season (in fact it was about 8 years ago), but I was at a Hull City game (when we were in the old Div 3) and the guy came on the loud speaker and said "could Mr Smith please return home immediately...........as you've locked your wife out"
It was said 2 minutes before kick off and the crowd went wild when it was said it seemed to get everyone in a great singing mood and we won the game 
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corsa - gus
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Rangers fans used to chant fuck you Boruc, McGregor shags yer wife, but after his wee training ground spat with McGeady it was changed to fuck you Boruc, McGeady shags yer wife. Raised a chuckle
Or Hearts on the last day of the season singing 3 nil to the champions when they were holding Celtic at Parkhead 
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Rick Draper
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Not sure if they are this year but i found:
Van-Per-Se, when the girl says no, molest-er.
To the tune of re-wind Craig David.
And Van-Per-Se when the girl says no just rape her.
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goodisonefc1986
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Not sure if they are this year but i found:
Van-Per-Se, when the girl says no, molest-er.
To the tune of re-wind Craig David.
There is also a good one about Torres about looking like a girl and selling his arse on albert docks, but can't for the life of me think of it at this moment in time.
hes half a boy, hes half a girl,
torres, torres,
he sells his arse on albert dock,
torres, torres,
forgotten the rest but it ends:
hes carraghers bit on the side,
its torres, liverpools lady boy
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Danny P
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he wears a frock,
he love the cock
Fernando Torres
Carraghers bit on the side
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by Danny P]
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Hammer
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Ohhhhh Artur Boruc, The Holy Goalie, he hates the huns
He blessed himself at Ibrox and the huns went aff their nut
He's off his fucking rocker and he sings 'God Bless The Pope'
Ohhhhh Artur Boruc, The Holy Goalie, he hates the huns
I'll refrain from posting the nasty and twisted ones 
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Richie B
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa - gusOr Hearts on the last day of the season singing 3 nil to the champions when they were holding Celtic at Parkhead
...we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise, the gorgie boys are going to europe...
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Richie B
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Ohhhhh Artur Boruc, The Holy Goalie, he hates the huns
He blessed himself at Ibrox and the huns went aff their nut
He's off his fucking rocker and he sings 'God Bless The Pope'
Ohhhhh Artur Boruc, The Holy Goalie, he hates the huns
I'll refrain from posting the nasty and twisted ones
Get them posted
I got banned on bbc 606 for saying huns. It wasn't even an offensive sentence, I'd just said something about Novo staying with the huns 
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by Richie B]
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12vStig
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old but great...
Luis Garcia
The little queer
He drinks the man fat
From Gerrard's cock
He's always bend-in
Bolo Zend-en
Wont someone tell, Garcia to FUCK OFF!
NA NA NA NA NA! HOO! NA NA NA NA NA HOO!
to the tune "you are my sunshine" 
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Richie B
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So who chanted that this season? 
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Carl
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Yeah that is the Torres one.
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Danny P
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Pilkington, Pilkington running down the wing
Pilkington, Pilkington watch his bollocks swing
He'll shag your mum
Up her bum
Pilkington, Pilkington, Pilkington.
Started when one of the lads in our group spotted his cock swaying from side to side when he was running
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Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Richie B
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Ohhhhh Artur Boruc, The Holy Goalie, he hates the huns
He blessed himself at Ibrox and the huns went aff their nut
He's off his fucking rocker and he sings 'God Bless The Pope'
Ohhhhh Artur Boruc, The Holy Goalie, he hates the huns
I'll refrain from posting the nasty and twisted ones
Get them posted
I got banned on bbc 606 for saying huns. It wasn't even an offensive sentence, I'd just said something about Novo staying with the huns
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by Richie B]
Tis a sad day if you can't call a hun, a hun.
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corsa - gus
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getting called a hun doesn't bother me in the slightest, same as I presume it doesn't bother tims to be called tims.
Theres only one Nacho Novo
He said NO to the provo
He said no thanks
ya bunch of wanks
walking in a Novo wonderland!
Theres only one Nacho Novo
He said no to the provo
He said fuck your cash
I want to sing the sash
walking in a Novo wonderland
Funnily enough I do believe Celtic were never interested in him
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jr
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all West Ham
vs Boro
Your going down with the shearer, down with the shearer
vs Boro on 89mins
down in a minute, your be down in a minute
vs Chelsea (john terry)
Terry, your mums a theif, terry terry your mums a theif
vs newcastle
We all bank with barcleys, we all bank with barcleys lah lah lah lah
[Edited on 04-06-2009 by jr]
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Nath
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'thirty points, who gives a fuck, we're Luton Town, and we won the paintpot Cup'
It was:
'thirty points, who gives a fuck, we're Luton Town, and we're staying up'
Until about February anyway
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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa - gus
Funnily enough I do believe Celtic were never interested in him
how did he end up in parkhead talking to o'neill then?
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Pop
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When I was at the Emirates watching Bolton there was a song I heard a few times that was directed towards Eduardo...
"What's that coming out of your sock?
Is it your ankle?
Is it your ankle?"
That was being sung to The Automatic - Monster
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