Matt L
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just come home and as im the first one home all the post was still by the door, and there was a letter which is addressed to me from the dvla and tbh my first thoughts were sh*t i have bin caught speeding
turns out its my 21st birthday present off my mum and dad hahaha. woopsie.
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Eck
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License plate To be fair, that's not your fault for opening your mail
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Matt L
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well exactly but if im totally honest i dont perticularly want the plate
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Cosmo
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At least you didnt just open your mum's latest Ann Summers order.
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Eck
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Now that's a bit of a pickle
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willay
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
At least you didnt just open your mum's latest Ann Summers order.
PMSL
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Matt L
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quote: Originally posted by willay
quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
At least you didnt just open your mum's latest Ann Summers order.
PMSL
shes more of a la senza person and tbf most of that goes next door as we are never in
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willay
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oh dear Matt
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Cosmo
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Didnt realise la senza sell the monster black dongs your mum is into
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Matt L
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neither did i tbh, was quite shocked when i found out. but i suppose atleast they are trying to compete better with ann summers now.
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Marc
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Whats the plate?
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Matt L
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wait till my brithday and find out
although i am going to request they get them as pressed metal plates like my current ones
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SXI - Matt
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
At least you didnt just open your mum's latest Ann Summers order.
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Twiggy
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quote: Originally posted by Matt L
quote: Originally posted by willay
quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
At least you didnt just open your mum's latest Ann Summers order.
PMSL
shes more of a la senza person and tbf most of that goes next door as we are never in
la senza is shit, what bra size is she? i can get you good deals on A/S gear!
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Nath
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Are you asking him for his Mums bra size?
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Cosmo
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She is a 34c
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Twiggy
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quote: Originally posted by Nath
Are you asking him for his Mums bra size?
I would ask for your mums but i already know that.....
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Nath
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Thats nice
[Edited on 09-07-2009 by Nath]
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Nath
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wtf is with that gap
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JonnyJ
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quote: Originally posted by Nath
wtf is with that gap
I was waiting for a joke or punch line at the end of it. I am immensely disappointed
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Cosmo
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Did you not realise it was one of Nath's posts, you'd of been disappointed if he did post a joke.
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Twiggy
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is that the size of his mums twat?
[Edited on 09-07-2009 by Twiggy]
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by Twiggy
is that the size of his mums twat?
No, Nath is fairly tall.
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JonnyJ
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by Twiggy
is that the size of his mums twat?
No, Nath is fairly tall.
Anyone is compared to you
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by JonnyJ
Anyone is compared to you
Think those strong drinks you were having clouded your judgement.
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