SR91
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Right well got a chav standard Vauxhall Corsa 1.6 'sport'. 81k, OZ alloys, Light up and FAIL washer jets, 6x9 badlad speakers with shit wiring and screwed in with 8 different length screws, bus suspension, ill-fitting/loose/falls off when you go over speed bumps/rubs the fuck out of the ancillary belt type air filter and a big s**t fuckoff exhaust.
Now its come to me de-badged, de-mudflapped & De-splittered, how annoying.
A pic of it at the side of the road:
And a few more pics of it pretty much same day:
Set about fitting Depos:
WTF LOL LOL LOL BODGE AFAIK TBH
Yeah those badboy washerjets needed a feed from somewhere... sorted the wiring out taped up the open wires 
Set about spraying the pillars black to make it a bit darker inside, could only be arsed doing the a-pillars due to the fact B & C require effort and CBF TBH (Need to take the seatbelts out)
Befores:
Afters:
Ditto reverso etc.
Et voila:
Did this 2 weeks ago and I still haven't got sunvisors, not that i need them, I don't wear much makeup and were in england...
Another one of them proper cheap modz that mekz diffoz is the numberplate light lense, £2something later it looks clean-er.
Befores:
Later on:
Right well I clobbered some dirty cunt from over the hills got him to come meet me so we could be dirty and stuff, he agreed, fetched his tool and this is what happened:
(TY Rowan for lending the axle stands ! You don't owe me the flurry now  )
I wanted the nose down stance and I though this was spot on, can get all the fat chicks in the back with minimal scrubbuing!
And for all those eagle eyed viewers that haven't got bored of the pics yet, I've put a standard airbox on :-)
I also had a loose flap!
New new new:
Simple.
Quite low in a ghetto tbh.
Took a picture in the services to send in one of them text messages without text!
No I haven't obtained a cavalier..
They're currently more or less done, you don't know what color, well some people do, we shall see!
Right well the exhaust hit some sort of stone/rock/something on a backstreet, knocking my flange in ! So needed a new cat and downpipe...
Seen as this car was used to bodge jobs I thought for a while, why not cable tie it together and fill the fuck out of it?
It bloody worked aswell! Then I drove over a speed hump heard a grind and thought to myself, here we go, was bloody right aswell loud as foooook! It had snapped my bodge! Guttttttaaard...
Thats how it stands tbh, currently using a 1.2 and it feels F*****G empty so just driving like my mum would!
(Won't show my face in it either)
HOWEVER!!
Got home today and could of had a wank, work was dull and s**t then in i come to a little Aladdins cave!
So thats:
4x Toyo proxies TR1s (195/45/15)
1x Downpipe
1x Janspeed Cat bypass (no pics)
1x Janspeed center section (no pics)
1x Janspeed backbox
I'm a happy man, my Opel center cap badges have come bud see to my eye a little too big (Maybe 2mm out)
This is all for now, ta very much for reading 
[Edited on 18-07-2009 by SR-91]
[Edited on 25-07-2009 by SR-91]
[Edited on 25-01-2010 by SR-91]
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DannyB
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Will the new wheels be going black? will look so nice then.
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SR91
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Will the new wheels be going black? will look so nice then.
Nah dude, old corsa had black on black, looked good fancy a change though
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DannyB
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Some one had a black B on here with black cesaros and it looked amazing.
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dan-sport
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look in my avatar if you want an idea of what it would look like with black cesaro's
black corsa's low on black cesaro's are mint
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SR91
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Will consider it when i get bored 
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Liam B
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Will look smart on those wheels, did you ever manage to sell them OZ racing wheels?
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SR91
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quote:
Originally posted by Liam B
Will look smart on those wheels, did you ever manage to sell them OZ racing wheels?
So so, lads using them for his mot he wants to buy them and theres a couple of people interested I'm a fan without space so dont need to sell them !
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ProjectNCK
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Ya never said you did your pillars 
So far so good man and what happen with today although you did ring me whilst i was having my hair chopped 
[Edited on 16-07-2009 by ProjectNCK]
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flybikeslee
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cesaros need to be silver i reckon matey. keep it fresh, black, gay, white, done to death..and mad colours rarely work on corsas
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SR91
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quote:
Originally posted by flybikeslee
cesaros need to be silver i reckon matey. keep it fresh, black, gay, white, done to death..and mad colours rarely work on corsas
Shall see, marmite color though, but not hard to change ;-)
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SR91
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quote:
Originally posted by ProjectNCK
Ya never said you did your pillars
So far so good man and what happen with today although you did ring me whilst i was having my hair chopped
[Edited on 16-07-2009 by ProjectNCK]
It went shit buddy spent 4 hours getting a few gaskets i couldnt get from vaux then it got worse at home, got two bolts loose then one the 3rd it snapped
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SR91
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Ohs i've already told you iniit :/
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ProjectNCK
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yes haha get pictrues up of your exhaust fitted
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SR91
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quote:
Originally posted by ProjectNCK
yes haha get pictrues up of your exhaust fitted
Okay 
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SR91
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Little up date:
Full new Janspeed exhaust (Will get manifold later) De cat, central silencer and backbox...
Mmmm arch gap!
Gaskets:
How it looks, got a video of how it sounds, may tubeyou it sometime
Next little things to be done:
Smoked Astra side reps
Tigra scuttle & flat wipers:
Remove these strips:
Remove wiper, sticker C/C the bootlock and there a peco sticker under the plate no. that needs rid:
This is all for today, tomorrows tyre time... The alloys have been rushed so will need re-doing in the near future
[Edited on 17-07-2009 by SR-91]
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SR91
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Opinions? 
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Ste L
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Woooow!! very bright i quite like them though
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cjohnson
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wow!! Cool as fooooko m8 Love it
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Liam B
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Cant make my mind up as to wether i like that colour, but its different and fair play to you!
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3lfz
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Wheels look sweet!
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nathsxi
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that looks awesome mate, and i got my potholes kill sticker in the exact same place lol
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cjohnson
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haha mine is in the same place 2! lol
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Paul_Safc
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love the wheels!
how low are you on the rear?
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SR91
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Pot holes sticker crew!
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Originally posted by Paul_Safc
love the wheels!
how low are you on the rear?
60 buddy
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