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Nic Barnes
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18th Jul 09 at 16:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how do they do it? how do they make the peak of the cap point towards the sky without the hat falling off? ive been trying for about 10 mins and ive failed at becoming a chav at the first hurdle

velco? how?
Bonney
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Lots of hair gel does the trick aparantly.
C2RL R
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there heads are a funny shape due to the forceps the midwife used when she dragged them out of their 13 year old mothers gash.
lwigmore
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
there heads are a funny shape due to the forceps the midwife used when she dragged them out of their 13 year old mothers gash.


sand-eel
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MatthewR
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
there heads are a funny shape due to the forceps the midwife used when she dragged them out of their 13 year old mothers gash.


seriously one of the wittiest comments i have read in 7years on CS

brilliant
C2RL R
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18th Jul 09 at 17:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and i didn't spell it correctly
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quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
there heads are a funny shape due to the forceps the midwife used when she dragged them out of their 13 year old mothers gash.


seriously one of the wittiest comments i have read in 7years on CS

brilliant


I aggree.

C2RL R, have a cookie for your efforts!
Jay
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18th Jul 09 at 17:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Its usually a light one, like a Nike one or something, not the heavy canvas ones and I'd imagine it to be quite tight.
GF-91
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18th Jul 09 at 18:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
there heads are a funny shape due to the forceps the midwife used when she dragged them out of their 13 year old mothers gash.



About right.
Mike
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18th Jul 09 at 19:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm surprised I'm the first to ask but why was you trying?
Tom G
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quote:
Originally posted by Mike B
I'm surprised I'm the first to ask but why was you trying?


It's Nic Barnes, We do not question his madness

It's all about the Aerodynamics

Ste
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18th Jul 09 at 19:37   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
velco?


Spelt Velcro tbh.

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
nick_sri
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18th Jul 09 at 19:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
walking with a gangster lean keeps it on tbh.
Colin
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Dont wash for a fortnight, the sweat & grime will make it stick in position.....
Nic Barnes
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19th Jul 09 at 00:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ste W
quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
velco?


Spelt Velcro tbh.


lyk wot u meen m8 i dunt gerrit lyk? iz u tryun 2 saye dat i lyk carnut spil wurdz propa m8? u lyk wurk 4 da dikshonree kumpanee or sumit? wot iz ur problum lyk u planke.
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19th Jul 09 at 06:54   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oh nooooooooos.............
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quote:
Originally posted by lwigmore
quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
there heads are a funny shape due to the forceps the midwife used when she dragged them out of their 13 year old mothers gash.




GF-91
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19th Jul 09 at 11:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
quote:
Originally posted by Ste W
quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
velco?


Spelt Velcro tbh.


lyk wot u meen m8 i dunt gerrit lyk? iz u tryun 2 saye dat i lyk carnut spil wurdz propa m8? u lyk wurk 4 da dikshonree kumpanee or sumit? wot iz ur problum lyk u planke.


haha!
Jambo
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19th Jul 09 at 12:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
there heads are a funny shape due to the forceps the midwife used when she dragged them out of their 13 year old mothers gash.


FPMSL

 
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