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Whittie
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22nd Jul 09 at 11:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Quote this & copy + paste so the questions are bold in your post

On a Saturday night, I usually:

On my desk, the most unusual thing would have to be:

I hate it when:

I love it when:

In the opposite sex, I'm mainly attracted to:

Before I came onto the computer, I was:

The last thing under £10 I bought was:

The last thing over £30 I bought was:

Your most embarrassing moment would have to be when:

Have you ever cheated on a partner?:

My last text message says:

The last thing I saw in the cinema was:

In your work you're most likely to:

The last person you had an argument with was___ and what was about:

To me, Corsasport.co.uk is:

[Edited on 22-07-2009 by Whittie]
willay
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found a job yet mate?
liamC
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Assuming this thread gets to 3 pages long of answers, does anyone actually bother to read everyones answers on crap like this?
Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
found a job yet mate?


Yeah, im bored.
barter
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On a Saturday night, I usually: GET PISSED OR GO DRIFTING

On my desk, the most unusual thing would have to be:

I hate it when: THE MISS'S MOANS

I love it when: I GET LAID

In the opposite sex, I'm mainly attracted to: WHO EVER IS ATTRACTED TO ME

Before I came onto the computer, I was: AVIN A FAG

The last thing under £10 I bought was:BACCY AND RIZZLA

The last thing over £30 I bought was: WEED

Your most embarrassing moment would have to be when:WHEN I CUT ME COCK WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS

Have you ever cheated on a partner?:NOPE

My last text message says:ITE FELLA WAT U UP 2

The last thing I saw in the cinema was: ICE AGE 3

In your work you're most likely to: DRIVE THE VAN AND GO ON CORSASPORT

The last person you had an argument with was___ and what was about: MATES ABOUT FOOTBALL

To me, Corsasport.co.uk is: ALL ABOUT THE THREAD 09 NO CHAT !
BluKoo
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On a Saturday night, I usually: Go out with my mates. Normally to get drunk.

On my desk, the most unusual thing would have to be: a crack smoking koala playing a glow in the dark banjo.

I hate it when: i hate something.

I love it when: i love something.

In the opposite sex, I'm mainly attracted to: bums.

Before I came onto the computer, I was: looking at porn. I made a right mess of my keyboard.

The last thing under £10 I bought was: £9.99.

The last thing over £30 I bought was: one gram for £40.

Your most embarrassing moment would have to be when: I peed myself in primary 2.

Have you ever cheated on a partner?: Not really no.

My last text message says: "I can't believe you cheated on me you bastard!"

The last thing I saw in the cinema was: I am Legend. I walked out before the end as i was that bored.

In your work you're most likely to: be fired for looking at porn and making a mess of the keyboard.

The last person you had an argument with was in my dreams and what was about: something really quite odd, but i can't remember. As per usual.

To me, Corsasport.co.uk is: a way to pass the time. I've passed a lot of time in the last 7 years.
Matt L
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22nd Jul 09 at 11:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Quote this & copy + paste so the questions are bold in your post

On a Saturday night, I usually:
chill out at home watching films/tv
On my desk, the most unusual thing would have to be:
nothing unusual
I hate it when:
im that bored im forced to answer quizes to pass the time
I love it when:
things work out the way i planned them lol
In the opposite sex, I'm mainly attracted to:
eyes
Before I came onto the computer, I was:
driving to work
The last thing under £10 I bought was:
lens filter
The last thing over £30 I bought was:
flash gun
Your most embarrassing moment would have to be when:
*cant think of an answer*
Have you ever cheated on a partner?:
NOPE and never will
My last text message says:
'which model and why' (mums asking which seat id have next)
The last thing I saw in the cinema was:
transformers
In your work you're most likely to:
waste time on the internet
The last person you had an argument with was___ and what was about:
havent had an arguement for god knows how long so dont know
To me, Corsasport.co.uk is:
saving me from boredom at work
[Edited on 22-07-2009 by Whittie]
Whittie
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22nd Jul 09 at 11:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

How the hell do you cut your cock with a pair of scissors?
C2RL R
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On a Saturday night, I usually: get pissed with mates, either house parties or in the local

On my desk, the most unusual thing would have to be: a cctv camera

I hate it when: my hayfever kicks in and spoils my summer

I love it when: i have money in the bank and no worries at all

In the opposite sex, I'm mainly attracted to: i like feisty girls

Before I came onto the computer, I was: smoking a cigarette

The last thing under £10 I bought was: a pint of Strongbow

The last thing over £30 I bought was: Diesel

Your most embarrassing moment would have to be when: i spewed in the bed of a girl i had only known for 2 hours

Have you ever cheated on a partner?: affraid so

My last text message says: spot on, cheers mate

The last thing I saw in the cinema was: so long ago i can't remember

In your work you're most likely to: keep my head down and get the job done

The last person you had an argument with was my Dad and was about: just general father/son stuff

To me, Corsasport.co.uk is: something that distracts me from the things i should be doing.
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On a Saturday night, I usually: See Kirsty

On my desk, the most unusual thing would have to be: A spoon

I hate it when: People can't do 60 in a 60

I love it when: Something small I do gets noticed

In the opposite sex, I'm mainly attracted to: A good body

Before I came onto the computer, I was: Driving to work

The last thing under £10 I bought was: Lunch yesterday

The last thing over £30 I bought was: Ermmm... Car insurance I support (Friday), Trax tickets was £20+ today

Your most embarrassing moment would have to be when: I accidently insulted a boy with a disabled sister

Have you ever cheated on a partner?: No

My last text message says: Alright cool i will let you know if im early though (Dan)

The last thing I saw in the cinema was: marley and Me I think

In your work you're most likely to: Aviod work

The last person you had an argument with was Kirsty and what was about: Her lying to me and me finding out!

To me, Corsasport.co.uk is: EPIC
willay
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by willay
found a job yet mate?


Yeah, im bored.


Marc
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22nd Jul 09 at 11:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
How the hell do you cut your cock with a pair of scissors?

Got people asking me why I'm laughing
Tom G
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22nd Jul 09 at 11:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Quote this & copy + paste so the questions are bold in your post

On a Saturday night, I usually: Get Fucked

On my desk, the most unusual thing would have to be: Ermm a set of Notes with a coil from 1983 in

I hate it when: Things don't go to plan and people drop out of things..

I love it when: You have a awesome night out!!

In the opposite sex, I'm mainly attracted to: Eyes then boobs of course

Before I came onto the computer, I was: Walking around work with blue boxes...

The last thing under £10 I bought was: Breakfast.

The last thing over £30 I bought was: Petrol this morning.

Your most embarrassing moment would have to be when: Don't know, must be one.

Have you ever cheated on a partner?: Yup

My last text message says: Don't know as i forgot my phone today but probably from a girl i went out with last night

The last thing I saw in the cinema was: Bruno

In your work you're most likely to: Contract swine Flu

The last person you had an argument with was___ and what was about: The mother because she's a badger.

To me, Corsasport.co.uk is: A obcession

[Edited on 22-07-2009 by Whittie]
barter
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
How the hell do you cut your cock with a pair of scissors?


XMAS EVE ALL PISSED UP,EX BIRD WAS A BEAUTY THERAPIST AND HER MUM CAME ROUND LET HER OPEN THE PREZZIE ETC.

TURNS OUT IT WAS A WAXING KIT. AFTER A FEW MORE BEERS SHE DECIDES SHE WANTS TO WAX ME GROIN AREA. IM UP FOR ANYTHING SO THOUGHT FUCK IT. SHE SAYS, TRIM THEM DOWN OR IT WILL HURT MORE.I ALLWAYS TRIM ANYWAYS BUT WANTED THEM AS SHORT AS POSSIBLE. SO THERE I WAS CUTTING AWAY,FELT ABIT BRAVE AFTER A DRINK START DOIN THE WINDMILL AND BANG! STRAIGHT ON ME SHAFT WENT TO HOSPITAL FEW STICHES AND A BANDAGE I NEVER WANTED TO TAKE OFF MY JEANS WERE BULDGING OUT.

SOZ ABOUT THE CAPS ITS STUCK ON.



[Edited on 22-07-2009 by barter]

[Edited on 22-07-2009 by barter]
BluKoo
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FYI its a groin, not a croin

[Edited on 22-07-2009 by BluKoo]
Whittie
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On a Saturday night, I usually: Get rather drunk with some mates, and have a good laugh.

On my desk, the most unusual thing would have to be: A Hairband

I hate it when: Girls found out about other fun you're having.

I love it when: Girls don't find out about other fun you're having.

In the opposite sex, I'm mainly attracted to: Bum / Eyes.

Before I came onto the computer, I was: Knocking a wall down, helping my dad on a job.

The last thing under £10 I bought was: Dumb & Dumber on DVD

The last thing over £30 I bought was: A Pair of jeans.

Your most embarrassing moment would have to be when: Far too many, taking a dump on the side of the road, then falling asleep whilst on the phone to my mrs at the time. Probably a good one.

Have you ever cheated on a partner?: Sure have, shamefully.

My last text message says:Me2, r u busy 2nite? how u gettin on wit ur dad, thank u, was really sweet x x x x x

The last thing I saw in the cinema was:Not sure, That fighting film or fast & furious.

In your work you're most likely to: Be on corsasport, facebook & msn.

The last person you had an argument with was___ and what was about: Laura, about stuff.

To me, Corsasport.co.uk is: Far too addictive.
barter
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
FYI its a groin, not a croin

[Edited on 22-07-2009 by BluKoo]


MY BAD
Whittie
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Christ Barter, bad times mate
_Allan_
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Bledwood scissor hands
Shane
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Quote this & copy + paste so the questions are bold in your post

On a Saturday night, I usually:Go out and get smashed

On my desk, the most unusual thing would have to be:the photos of some random kids (its not my desk)

I hate it when:ive got no money

I love it when:ive got some Dr.pepper

In the opposite sex, I'm mainly attracted to:bums and boobs

Before I came onto the computer, I was:buying dr.pepper (4th bottle today)

The last thing under £10 I bought was:dr.pepper

The last thing over £30 I bought was:7" digital photo frame

Your most embarrassing moment would have to be when:when i fell up the staires about 20 mins ago

Have you ever cheated on a partner?:Yes not on my current g/f though

My last text message says:Your mud flaps have arrived and i sold the dryer for £40

The last thing I saw in the cinema was:Angels and demons

In your work you're most likely to:fuck it up

The last person you had an argument with was___ and what was about: My g/f - me taking money out the joint account without telling her

To me, Corsasport.co.uk is: an addiction

[Edited on 22-07-2009 by Whittie]
mattk
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On a Saturday night, I usually: Have a few cans and watch tele

On my desk, the most unusual thing would have to be: a pack of carrot seeds

I hate it when: Im hungry

I love it when: a plan comes together

In the opposite sex, I'm mainly attracted to: bums and eyes

Before I came onto the computer, I was: wanking

The last thing under £10 I bought was: a mc flurry

The last thing over £30 I bought was: a tyre

Your most embarrassing moment would have to be when: I flopped

Have you ever cheated on a partner?: ney

My last text message says: see you soon

The last thing I saw in the cinema was: jesus I cant remember

In your work you're most likely to: get wet

The last person you had an argument with was and what was about: I never argue with people

To me, Corsasport.co.uk is: pedantic
C2RL R
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Bledwood scissor hands


you crack me up mate i swear
Tom
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On a Saturday night, I usually: have drinks with the missus

On my desk, the most unusual thing would have to be: A remote control for the velux curtain

I hate it when: i'm bored or poor

I love it when: i've got something to look forward to

In the opposite sex, I'm mainly attracted to: A twinkle in the eye, confidence, flirtyness, bums

Before I came onto the computer, I was: in a meeting

The last thing under £10 I bought was: A can of fanta

The last thing over £30 I bought was: A meal out

Your most embarrassing moment would have to be when: n/a

Have you ever cheated on a partner?: yes

My last text message says: Love u love u love u x

The last thing I saw in the cinema was: Batman forever iirc

In your work you're most likely to: be crunching numbers

The last person you had an argument with was___ and what was about: Girlfriend, the tv

To me, Corsasport.co.uk is: routine
Tommy L
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On a Saturday night, I usually:go out and party

On my desk, the most unusual thing would have to be:My hole punch. It has a label saying hole punch on it.

I hate it when:when i'm grumpy

I love it when:you call

In the opposite sex, I'm mainly attracted to:bum and eyes. If they aren't decent she is a no go.

Before I came onto the computer, I was:driving to work

The last thing under £10 I bought was:lunch

The last thing over £30 I bought was:Exhaust cat and downpipe

Your most embarrassing moment would have to be when:I spelt 'cup' wrong

Have you ever cheated on a partner?:No and never would

My last text message says:We need to get some poker going soon! We haven't played in ages x

The last thing I saw in the cinema was:Bruno

In your work you're most likely to:be working

The last person you had an argument with was___ and what was about:with the gf and was about me being a childish cunt

To me, Corsasport.co.uk is: a time killer
Conway563
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On a Saturday night, I usually: eat pizza

On my desk, the most unusual thing would have to be: a rubber bus and truck

I hate it when: people don't listen

I love it when: I'm with my family

In the opposite sex, I'm mainly attracted to: eyes

Before I came onto the computer, I was: driving to work

The last thing under £10 I bought was: filter tips

The last thing over £30 I bought was: a BBQ

Your most embarrassing moment would have to be when: Can't think of anything off the top of my head

Have you ever cheated on a partner?: no

My last text message says: Am I not allowed to open it? xxxxxx

The last thing I saw in the cinema was: Taken (I think)

In your work you're most likely to: be on my phone

The last person you had an argument with was___ and what was about: My mrs this morning. Nothing

To me, Corsasport.co.uk is: banterific



[Edited on 22-07-2009 by Conway563]

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