James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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Just reading some articles in preparation for my new job in a couple of weeks. Came across this beauty.
quote: Arriving at your new office with a box of Celebrations is a good thing. Or you might bake a cake for your new co-workers, or maybe buy a lollipop for everyone in your new team.
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Bake them a space cake
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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Hash brownies
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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quote: Originally posted by Colin
Bake them a space cake
pmsl
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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get them each a bottle of vintage 52 TBH.
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Stuart H
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Registered: 17th Jul 09
Location: lanark , scotland
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box of roses ftw pmsl
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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TBH if anyone brought anything like suggested to the 1st day in a new job you would automatically think 'serial killer' wouldnt you.....
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Ste
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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Bring in porn mags for the lads and tea towels for the birds. You will be top cat in the office in no time
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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I usually just offer my sweaty palm as a welcome, safe in the knowledge that I didnt wash my hands the last tiime I went for a piss. That way if they turn out to be a cunt I already have one up on them.
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Ste
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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