loubielou
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Just had a group of 4 of them outside my house knocking on the door. Didnt open it but then they started looking through the letter box shouting 'you will not be saved'  eventually they went but put through like 5 leaflets. WTF is wrong with these people?
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Aaron
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and you didnt shout back "i couldn't give a fuck!"?
i would have 
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loubielou
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i was a bit shocked tbh, just stood there thinking WTF
Have opened the door to them before and said im not interested and theyjust went away. These ones must have been extra keen
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pow
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I ALWAYS answer the door on the phone (pretend lol) and they always fuck off.
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AlunJ
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pain in the arse they are! i don't want to know lol
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Aaron
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Fair point. How these people dont get beaten up more often i'll never know
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Ellis
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I might just bark at the letter box next time they come here.
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dean101287
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Answer the door in the nude while scratching your bollocks.... See how chatty they are then
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am4nf
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A friend of mine on here (scott235) had them at his door, his dad answered it and when he told the guy he wasnt interested the fucker put his foot in the door, the door being a really heavy perspex one..... il leave the rest to your imagination
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IvIarkgraham
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that was me
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Ben G
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just tell them to fuck off, they won't damage your property, they will just be persistant.
i'd answer the door with chocolate on one hand and bog roll in another, then try and shake their hands, see what they do then.
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Ellis
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
i'd answer the door with chocolate on one hand and bog roll in another, then try and shake their hands, see what they do then.
I lol'd
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Aaron
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Could say.."sorry, i can't join your religion...as it goes against my current religion of Devil worshiper"
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Daimo B
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You lot predicted that the world would end in 1979.......
So are we in heaven or hell now?
So your wrong, have fun in your controlled lifestyle. I think my rabbit has a larger cage...
Then close the door.
[Edited on 24-07-2009 by VXR]
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by dean101287
Answer the door in the nude while scratching your bollocks.... See how chatty they are then
I don't think that would work in her case for obvious reasons... 
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nik
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Should have slit their wrists, least it would save our blood donor's efforts.
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mwg
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We usually find letting one of our Staffies go a bit of mental before we open the door puts them off hanging around for a chat
Tossers.
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loubielou
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by dean101287
Answer the door in the nude while scratching your bollocks.... See how chatty they are then
I don't think that would work in her case for obvious reasons...
yeh cant say ive noticed ive got bollocks before
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_Allan_
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I did lou, big ole veiny ones that you have to carry in a barrow!
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goodisonefc1986
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my mums always said 'you don't buy windows from a door to door salesman, so why would you take a religion off someone going door to door'
if i wanted to be one i'd go and see them
[Edited on 24-07-2009 by goodisonefc1986]
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Tiesto
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Think you got it bad.
The Ricoh Arena where i work is having a congregation of them here today, 15,000 of them.
http://www.ricoharena.com/news.php?id=2076
Lads in the office were thinking of getting a few "Give Blood" stickers and banners and put them on the windscreens of the cars.
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nik
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Or dress up as Father Christmas 
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GF-91
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You are complaining about Jehovah's witnesses,
Your lucky you don't have Al Quada knocking on the door asking if you want to make bombs for them lmao
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nik
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Depends how much they were offering. Could always set the timer to explode 30 seconds after handing it back to them.
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Kurt
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Has burnley got that bad? 
you could always just say your in the cult already, how would they know?
[Edited on 24-07-2009 by Kurt]
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