stubs
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...not the Paul Daniels kind, but this:
illusions website (possible work warning)
A few of my mates are trying to talk me into going here to sample the delights 
What's people's takes on this kinda thing? I've been told its much more than just a back rub that they offer, but surely they'd be closed down in a flash if this were true?
I'll be honest, after taking several girls out on dates at £40-60 a pop recently and then having to repeat a couple of times before they "give it up"... I'm thinking this place sounds like value for money  Will give me some time off from trying to make an effort too 
Anyone had any experience in this sort of stuff? I've been to Amsterdam, but that's different as there's no mis-understanding what's on offer there.
[Edited on 30-07-2009 by stubs]
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C2RL R
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don't know anyone who has been there. i'm not clicking the link as i'm in work. what does the website say they offer?
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C2RL R
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are you asking wether or not people think it's ok for you to visit prostitutes on a regular basis?
i don't know you but i suspect the contents of your post aren't entirely true. if my mates were telling me to go shag some prostitues i would automatically assume that i was a loser who was incapable of pulling. therefore the "taking several girls out on dates" thing seems like bullshit.
i personally enjoy the chase and i always have. if you want to go shagging pro's all the time then thats your business but i dont think girls would find it too impressive if they found out.
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Brett
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Why would it be shut down? There's loads of them about.
Basically you're saying you're gonna go pay a hooker tho? Can't say I would, espcially not the uk skanks. They're not like the babes in Amsterdam. Not like I'd pay for it in Amsterdam either. I couldn't pay for it at all tho, regardless of how fit they were, too fake.
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stubs
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
are you asking wether or not people think it's ok for you to visit prostitutes on a regular basis?
i don't know you but i suspect the contents of your post aren't entirely true. if my mates were telling me to go shag some prostitues i would automatically assume that i was a loser who was incapable of pulling. therefore the "taking several girls out on dates" thing seems like bullshit.
i personally enjoy the chase and i always have. if you want to go shagging pro's all the time then thats your business but i dont think girls would find it too impressive if they found out.
I didnt say anything about going on a regular basis.
The topic came up after going out recently and ending up in Diamonds - that shitty lapdancing place on Bank St. We all spent £30-40 in there on entrance, a dance & a few beers. One of the lads said we'd have been better going to illusions and since then they've been trying to convince me along.
By taking girls out I don't mean I'm seeing more than one at a time. Just haven't clicked with any recently and am getting a bit fed up of trying to do the "gentleman" thing of dining and treating them to nights out places to then find out they're skanks that have attitudes no better than my ex's.
Anyway, that's off-topic. The point I was trying to make was that I really can't understand how this sort of stuff can go on so blatently. I'd never heard of the place but since finding out, everyone I speak to refers to it as an all out brothel  If its so widely regarded as such, how have the police not shut them down already?
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C2RL R
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look in the evening news. you'll be suprised how many brothels operate in our area.
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stubs
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
Why would it be shut down? There's loads of them about.
Basically you're saying you're gonna go pay a hooker tho? Can't say I would, espcially not the uk skanks. They're not like the babes in Amsterdam. Not like I'd pay for it in Amsterdam either. I couldn't pay for it at all tho, regardless of how fit they were, too fake.
I just can't understand that a place like that can stay under the police radar so to speak.. when the local's all say that it goes on. Is it a case of the police turning a blind eye towards it? and if so, what's the reason for this?
I'm not saying I'm going to go, but initially the prospect seemed promising. When I was in Amsterdam where it was legal and blatently on offer, I was tempted, but rather chose to see a stage act where I needn't be involved. I've never had sex with someone that didnt want it with me, so it does seem a strange concept... For that reason I don't think I would ever actually visit this place.. added to the fact that it is (isn't it?) illegal here, so doubt I'd be able to sustain an erection with that worry added to my mind
I'm curious as to how these places are ran.. what does actually go on in them.. etc... I must've been past the place hundreds of times and never taken any notice of it. Even been to the butty shop next door, or a couple down... I think it looks similar to a fancy dress shop if you dont take notice of the signage.
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stubs
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
look in the evening news. you'll be suprised how many brothels operate in our area.
I see there's been massive cracking down on prostitution lately, which makes me more curious about why this place is still open. Illusions website says they're NHS backed... does this refer to the massages being suitable for medical practise (if they even bother), or is it that all their staff are screened regularly? Perhaps the police allow them to operate provided they maintain certain standards and keep a low profile (but a website FFS?!!).. that way, keeping it off the streets?
A few of my mates live in Darcy Lever, and it used to be really bad with skanks on the street offering sex for smack, but it seems to have moved on from round there now I think.
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andy1868
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I'm within 100 yards of a brothel as I type this never been though, perhaps after work?
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A1EX
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theres pics of the girls on the site, although their faces are blurred out they look pretty rough and gross,
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A1EX
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hahah bingo
"Disclaimer
Please note that in exchange for payment clients are buying time with the ladies
and anything else that may occour of a more personal nature is at the discretion between consenting adults. "
Basically its run as a "massage" parlour which is legal, then they are using the get out disclaimer as time bought with the ladies etc, basically the same way Escort services are run, you buy "time" with the women and anything that happens etc is between you and them 
[Edited on 30-07-2009 by A1EX]
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stubs
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Originally posted by A1EX
theres pics of the girls on the site, although their faces are blurred out they look pretty rough and gross,
So are most of the girls in Bolton ..or atleast if you go to Ikon on a Fri/Sat night
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C2RL R
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thats cause they've all come to Bolton from Radcliffe
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John
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Bad times going to somewhere like that and paying for an aids infested cum bucket when you could go and pick a skank up in the local classy club for the price of a double vodka.
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stubs
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quote:
Originally posted by John
Bad times going to somewhere like that and paying for an aids infested cum bucket when you could go and pick a skank up in the local classy club for the price of a double vodka.
I've stopped doing that even.. I no longer want a girl that I can fuck on the back of a few drinks. If I meet a girl I'm interested in, we exchange numbers and go seperate ways to continue the night, meeting another time when sober. Also don't need the hastle the next morning trying to get them out the house whilst nursing my hangover.
Besides, illusions can't be that badly infected.. they're backed by the NHS
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stubs
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Originally posted by C2RL R
thats cause they've all come to Bolton from Radcliffe
Is Radcliffe a decent night out? I used to live in Stoneclough but never been out in Radcliffe.
Have been to Bury a few times back in 2000/2001 but don't really remember much, have heard its ok these days
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C2RL R
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Radcliffe is shite. there is only pubs and they are mostly full of this countries (and other countries) finest scum bags. i can think of 4/5 pubs i would go in. I used to go to Bury all the time and its still a good night if you go on the less busy days. fri/sat is a waste of time. full of youngsters trying to act hard. i wouldn't even bother with any of the clubs in bury, i just stick to the bars. saying that i grew out of the going out round town thing ages ago. i prob only go into town once every three months or so.
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stubs
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I miss going to the Bridgwater on a Sunday night and then into Manchester.. it just doesn't seem the same these days 
I think we're going to try Bury soon, which places are good these days? Is there still a chicago rock there? I remember it being really old & boring so it should be right up our street now 
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just go to a swingers club, most have a night once a month for single guys
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Wander why one of them is called coco?
Also the sign on the front, I wander if its the same for the staff 
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quote:
Originally posted by stubs
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Originally posted by John
Bad times going to somewhere like that and paying for an aids infested cum bucket when you could go and pick a skank up in the local classy club for the price of a double vodka.
I've stopped doing that even.. I no longer want a girl that I can fuck on the back of a few drinks. If I meet a girl I'm interested in, we exchange numbers and go seperate ways to continue the night, meeting another time when sober. Also don't need the hastle the next morning trying to get them out the house whilst nursing my hangover.
Besides, illusions can't be that badly infected.. they're backed by the NHS
are you for real???
you arent into trying to pick up some skank from the local night club but want to pay a hooker
i feel you are full of shit
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to be fair if my mates were all off id def go for the laugh, and id prob nail one too. It is a bit seedy paying but to be fair who cares , bag up shag em and all go to the pub, no problem. I did one in amsterdam felt wierd after but she was that fit i dont care lol. End of day whats the difference in shagging a slag down town who gets shagged by diff blokes every week , having to stick with them all night, take them home and get them out in the morning probably costing £20 in a taxi as you promised pissed up night before you would pay for it..or just paying £50 or whatever it is and getting it over and done with lol
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Brett
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I'm being honest when I say I'd rather have a wank than go and see a hooker.
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AIDS FTL.
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stubs
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quote:
Originally posted by a_j_mair
are you for real???
you arent into trying to pick up some skank from the local night club but want to pay a hooker
i feel you are full of shit
full of shit how? I didn't say I wanted to pay a hooker.. infact the opposite, I said I'd probably never visit the place. My mates are the ones trying to convince me, and I actually think that's because they themselves dont actually want to go.
Baza seems to understand my way of thinking... that about having to stick with a bird all night, buying them drinks, taking them home & paying taxi's etc... just so you can get a shag. Doesn't mean I still want to go for it, but that was the point I was getting at.
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