Robbo
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gMy career at Arsenal was going from strength to strength until the day I crossed Vieira, who was better known in the Arsenal dressing room as eLe Long.f I was playing against Fulham at Highbury and I remember receiving a ball from Bergkamp, then rounding the keeper with ease and, with the goal wide open, somehow managing to screw the ball wide at the last minute. It only happened because the sun was in my eyes. It wasnft my fault! Anyway Vieira gave me a glare and I knew I was in trouble, afterwards in the showers he tore into me and I just snapped, I knew I shouldnft have, but I called him a elanky limbed boombaclart.f
At first he just stared at me with his hollow eyes. Thenc..WHAM!
Just like that he slapped me across the face with his penis. Just once. But it knocked me back a few steps. It was like being struck by a wet kipper. No one could believe what they saw! Can you imagine how embarrassing it is to be smacked across the face with a 14 pork sword in front of your team mates? It was the worst moment of my life. No one said anything for what seemed like an eternity, the silence was only broken when Ashley Cole asked gIs it my turn?h It was then I knew I had to leave. When Wenger found out what hefd done he merely high fived him and shouted gAnd thatfs why hefs the captain. POW! Look at that thing!h
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Robbo
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http://arsenalaction.wordpress.com/2009/08/08/anelka-my-career-at-arsenal-was-going-from-strength-to-strength-until-the-day-i-crossed-vieira/
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Robbo
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(PS I think its a joke but its still amusing )
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Marc
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Lot of Fs there, did you type it yourself?
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Robbo
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nope copy and paste
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Ben J
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Ashley Cole asked "is it my turn"
[Edited on 09-08-2009 by Ben J]
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Jamescorsa97
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thats Brilliant, "wenger high fived him"
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Richie B
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Ashley Cole
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