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Tom G
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5th Sep 09 at 16:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Possibly the worst penguin joke i've read

What do penguins sing on a birthday??



Freeze a jolly good fellow

[Edited on 05-09-2009 by Tom G]
Ben-B
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fir3vip3r
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5th Sep 09 at 16:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats epic!
jacko198
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5th Sep 09 at 18:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Had one today

How do penguins drink there coke

















On the rocks
Anty
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5th Sep 09 at 18:12   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
did you get this of a pengine bar?
jacko198
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5th Sep 09 at 18:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Mee? Yeahh
DC90
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5th Sep 09 at 18:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why donīt Penguins like rock music?

They only like sole.

IvIarkgraham
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5th Sep 09 at 21:11   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
someone should tell them they are singing it wrong then
Kurt
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5th Sep 09 at 23:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whoa whoa whoa, I do the penguin jokes around here
jacko198
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5th Sep 09 at 23:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sorry Kurt
bigboykarl
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5th Sep 09 at 23:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a man owns twenty penguins and the council tells him he has to get rid ...so he phones ldn zoo they say we'll take em if u can deliver em...the man only has a motorbike..so he rings his mate paddy..paddy come over in your transit i'll give you hundred pound to take my penguins to the zoo...so off goes paddy loaded up 5 hours later he's sti;; not back ..the man phones the zoo and they haven't arrived..he rings paddy's mobile where are u paddy i gave you 100 quid to take my penguins to the zoo....paddy says yeah i did but we had change so we've gone to the cinema as well

 
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