Doug
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Registered: 8th Oct 03
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2629851/Pervert-jailed-after-sex-act-in-manure.html
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Nutjob
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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That is fucking shit
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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Mucky fucker.
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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"He was jailed for three years for burglary and arson after causing a blaze at the farm which killed a cow when he couldn't find manure to pleasure himself in"
PMSL
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
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I can picutre the argument now between the weirdo and the cow...
Weirdo - " Make me some sexy shit you dumb fuck"
Cow - "Soz 'ard, I'm doing my best, won't come out"
Weirdo -"BURN FUCKER, DIIIEEEEEE"
Should really get help.
[Edited on 15-09-2009 by J da Silva]
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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No need to call him a weirdo Jizzy, he just likes to fuck cow shit, we all have our kinks.
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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Dirty cunt.
We all know pig shit is where its at.
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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I wonder what he was thinking though whilst smearing manure on his satchell?
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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i'm interested to know the masturbation stages you go through to arrive at that (forgive the expression)
1. page 3
2. playboy
3. dvd porn
4. internet porn
5. efukt.com
6. missing
7. missing
8. wanking in cow shit
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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quote: Originally posted by J da Silva
I wonder what he was thinking though whilst smearing manure on his satchell?
Mmmmm....I love this steaming pile of shit.
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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quote: Originally posted by andy1868
i'm interested to know the masturbation stages you go through to arrive at that (forgive the expression)
1. page 3
2. playboy
3. dvd porn
4. internet porn
5. efukt.com
6. wanking over larwahs garage pics
7. wanking over Naths garage pics
8. wanking in cow shit
Edited for truth.
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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quote: Originally posted by J da Silva
I wonder what he was thinking though whilst smearing manure on his satchell?
probably something similar to what my dog thinks when rubbing itself in pig shit
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Jas
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Registered: 13th Oct 04
Location: Mid Wales
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Sorry to hear about your brother doug
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Crana
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Registered: 20th Jan 09
Location: Newcastle
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k he sounds like a right laugh 16 weeks of been mud free
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GF-91
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Registered: 8th Jul 09
Location: Burnley!
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LOL
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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quote: Originally posted by Hammer
That is fucking shit
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