Tom G
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Just been down to the local pub and fucking hell some people just chat shit 
Some man was telling me how he has a sierra 4x4 cosworth in his garage which he found in the scrappys.He was telling me its ex-police and he found it straightened all the body work out etc. and took it to his mate after he got it running for a mot, he said his mate phoned him up after he took it out and said that its ment to be chipped to 380 but it's been chipped to 495 bhp
I said is it just chipped and he said yeah, surely you cant chip a car to over double it's bhp what a wanker!
Anyone else have tits like these down the pubs??
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sand-eel
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Cosmo
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Location: Crewe
Surely you expected the locals to be idiots?
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Tom G
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We're not all idiots
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Crana
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Theres people like that all over
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Cosmo
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Thats what all the local idiots say.
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mattk
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I told a man in our pub that my car had 250bhp and would piss all over his 2.8 Audi A6, I only did it so he would fuck off mithering us
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IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
Location: Ellesmere Port, Cheshire
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toms right not everyone from crewe is an idiot!
just tom and that guy with the cossie
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Tom G
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He was telling me that for 1-2k he colud turn my car into a real hotrod
I was wondering wether to ask him if his name is mad_mike tbh
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DannyB
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Landlord Matt?
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IvIarkgraham
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
I told a man in our pub that my car had 250bhp and would piss all over his 2.8 Audi A6, I only did it so he would fuck off mithering us
 better than the 2.5 the saxo had
ps. im never gonna let you live that down 
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J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
I told a man in our pub that my car had 250bhp and would piss all over his 2.8 Audi A6, I only did it so he would fuck off mithering us
I do this all the time, during a recent stay in Crewe with a few lads I know, I told this utterly annoying chav in the pub that I found a Cossie Sierra with double bhp in the scrappy and offered to make his car a real hotrod for about £1k-2k, I think I got rid of him right enough. 
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Tom G
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
I told a man in our pub that my car had 250bhp and would piss all over his 2.8 Audi A6, I only did it so he would fuck off mithering us
I wouldn't mind but i was just at gthe bar getting a drink then he just randomly asking about cars to me then spouted out all this shit
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva
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Originally posted by mattk
I told a man in our pub that my car had 250bhp and would piss all over his 2.8 Audi A6, I only did it so he would fuck off mithering us
I do this all the time, during a recent stay in Crewe with a few lads I know, I told this utterly annoying chav in the pub that I found a Cossie Sierra with double bhp in the scrappy and offered to make his car a real hotrod for about £1k-2k, I think I got rid of him right enough.
Ah was that the one where you were at the bar and randomly starting asking him about cars, etc?
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Tom G
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quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva
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Originally posted by mattk
I told a man in our pub that my car had 250bhp and would piss all over his 2.8 Audi A6, I only did it so he would fuck off mithering us
I do this all the time, during a recent stay in Crewe with a few lads I know, I told this utterly annoying chav in the pub that I found a Cossie Sierra with double bhp in the scrappy and offered to make his car a real hotrod for about £1k-2k, I think I got rid of him right enough.
 Has it really been in the garage for the last 9 years or was you just lieing?
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J da Silva
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Originally posted by Cosmo
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Originally posted by J da Silva
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Originally posted by mattk
I told a man in our pub that my car had 250bhp and would piss all over his 2.8 Audi A6, I only did it so he would fuck off mithering us
I do this all the time, during a recent stay in Crewe with a few lads I know, I told this utterly annoying chav in the pub that I found a Cossie Sierra with double bhp in the scrappy and offered to make his car a real hotrod for about £1k-2k, I think I got rid of him right enough.
Ah was that the one where you were at the bar and randomly starting asking him about cars, etc?
Yeah that's right, I sensed he'd talk to me first so I tried to put him off before it all got too much, can't be doing with it.
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J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom G
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Originally posted by J da Silva
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Originally posted by mattk
I told a man in our pub that my car had 250bhp and would piss all over his 2.8 Audi A6, I only did it so he would fuck off mithering us
I do this all the time, during a recent stay in Crewe with a few lads I know, I told this utterly annoying chav in the pub that I found a Cossie Sierra with double bhp in the scrappy and offered to make his car a real hotrod for about £1k-2k, I think I got rid of him right enough.
Has it really been in the garage for the last 9 years or was you just lieing?
I never said that, were you not listening Tom?
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Tom G
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Apparently Not 
What chip was it? one of those Super chip's off ebay?
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J da Silva
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Crinkle cut.
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Tom G
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ohh i've heard about real good gains with them!
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J da Silva
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Yeah... especially the phase 2 ones.
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Tom G
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Is Phase 2 495 bhp?
I think the Mccain One's are but im not sure what's running on your cossie
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J da Silva
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That is the ones, spot on there, nice talking again, I must dash I've got to .....erm..... go, bye!
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GF-91
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Every pub has a nutter though.
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Kurt
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Whenever "chavs" asked what engine was in my corsa i used to tell them either a Let or a C36GET
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