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Twiggy
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I was taking my new girlfriend out and I knew if everything went to plan i was going to be knee deep in clunge for the first time since we started dating.
I decided to take her for a curry in town and after a really nice spicy meal, good conversation and a few bottles of wine we headed back to my place. We got into bed and had some amazing sex, tired and drunk we both fell asleep.
Early hours of the morning I woke up feeling terrible and the worst thing possible had happened, I had shit the bed. Not the usual kind, the same kind out of Trainspotting, the whole bed was covered.
I decided to go to the toilet to think and clean myself up but still being quite drunk I sat on the toilet and fell asleep.
Hours later I got woken up with my girlfriend calling my name and crying, I thought shit thats it I'm fucked so I walked into the bedroom and my girlfriend started apologising saying that she was so sorry that she had messed up the bed and that she was so embarrassed.

Quickly I said "Yeah it was so bad I had to sleep in the toilet."
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Ben G
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repost though
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PMSL, it's the way you tell em.






























JonnyJ
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At the request of Willay

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Jokes have punch lines don't they?
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HEAD SHOT
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This one has a line of people waiting to punch him.
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
At the request of Willay

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The above was not requested by Willay

(Put as requested by Willay)
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Willay did not request that I reply here.
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Or here.
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Or here.


What about here?
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Nope, not there. Down a bit...
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Nope, not there. Down a bit...


Im always trying to put it in the belly button

Fits better in there
CorsAsh
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You're so shallow Johnny.
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Jokes have punch lines don't they?


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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
You're so shallow Johnny.


I did tell you i was inexperienced Ahsh
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what a shit joke
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
what a shit joke


There was a joke in here?!
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
what a shit joke
I see what you did there.
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didnt think people would notice tbh ash
CorsAsh
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I'm rather perceptive though.
Tommy L
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I'm not lol'ing

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