will_doyle
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Try not to be offended
Sorry if re-post
Q: How do you upgrade a Corsa?
A: Put in an engine.
Q: Why do Corsas have heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.
Q. What's the difference between a Corsa and the principal's office?
A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Corsa user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule
A man goes to a parts garage:
Man: "Can I have a windshield wiper for a Corsa please?"
Parts man: "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."
Q: What is the sport-version of Corsa?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Corsa at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.
Q: What do you call two Corsas at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What do you call a Corsa with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow
Q: How do you double the value of a Corsa?
A: Put in half a tank of petrol!
Q: What to you call a Corsa with brakes?
A: Customized.
Q: What do you have to do if your Corsa gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge into the car.
Q: What is the Corsa owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
Q: What do you call a Corsa with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.
Q: How do you make a Corsa go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.
Q: How do you make a Corsa go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
Q: What do you call a Corsa with a flat tire?
A: A write off.
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am4nf
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Registered: 27th Jul 08
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they really are terrible jokes
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Nath
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Marc
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Funny, but theres nothing worng with a Corsa! 
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Corsa_Quadz
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What a waste of time 
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nathy_87
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corsayoung
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Will!! stealing other people's posts now, http://www.allcorsa.co.uk/forums/showthread.php/corsa-jokes-22309.html
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nathy_87
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 You got shopped tbh Will.
Jokes are terrible nothing wrong with Corsas.
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Sunz
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The Q: What is the sport-version of Corsa?
Is quite well suited, nothing sporty about the sports.
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gez bay
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Q: What to you call a Corsa with brakes?
A: Customized.
that was shit. and not all of us have bought Ł500 crashed repaired corsa with no recipt.
doyle.... piss off 
[Edited on 01-10-2009 by gez bay]
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DizzyRebel
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They were mostly old skoda jokes changed to corsa. Bad post!
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FAZ
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wheel barrow joke made me chuckle, as did the rucksack one, but on the whole
[Edited on 01-10-2009 by FAZ]
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nathy_87
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Thought i had heard them somewhere before like:
Q: Why do Corsas have heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.
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jamied
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way to make friends and influence people, post corsa piss taking jokes on corsasport.co.uk also they are just skoda rip offs too
doylem
[Edited on 01-10-2009 by 306CORSA]
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N3CRO
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quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
A man goes to a parts garage:
Man: "Can I have a windshield wiper for a Corsa please?"
Parts man: "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."
That one made me
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mark_gsi
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quote:
Originally posted by 306CORSA
way to make friends and influence people, post corsa piss taking jokes on corsasport.co.uk also they are just skoda rip offs too
doylem
[Edited on 01-10-2009 by 306CORSA]
 bit of harmless fun who cares lol.
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jamied
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i am only joking too
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mark_gsi
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new really 
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Scotty_B
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Ash_EP3
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Some of those made me lol - standard corsa's aren't very good at all, bar the new ones (vxr) hence why 90% of them are modded...
Last night when I was out with a mate some young lads in a slammed corsa cut me up on a roundabout and almost binned the car - first thing my mate said was "aren't you glad you don't own one of those anymore"
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daymoon
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I actully LOL'ed at most of them.. saying that i don't own a corsa anymore
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Sam
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LOL Doyle I hope your flame suit is zipped up!
[Edited on 01-10-2009 by Sam]
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ShEp
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Best corsa joke is Will Doyle behind the wheel.
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by ShEp
Best corsa joke is Will Doyle behind the wheel.
No mate he can't afford the petrol for his Corsa, he spent his yearly fuel allowance on his bus pass.
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ShEp
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Did he not open a wedding dress shop to compensate for this though mate?
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