bubble
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My uncles housemate, his name is ant. he is 34, he isnt the brightest lad in the world,in fact he is somewhat dim. to give you some background, he once tried to cut pizza with a herb cutter, and recently on a road trip to birkenhead to look at a car, he said we couldnt go down a particular road because the sign said "Vauxhall-cars only".
of course the sign was saying, it was the Vauxhall ellesmere plant, and only cars, not lorries, could use this road. being in a pug 306, he chirped up "oh we cant go down there because this isnt a vauxhall."
I promise you, that is true.
so anyway, since sunday me and my uncle have conducted an experiment with ant, and a bottle of vodka. an empty bottle of vodka.
ant worked on sunday, i filled the *empty* bottle of vodka with water.
ant comes home, i offer him a vodka and coke. he accepts. this is repeated all night. he goes to bed feeling "tipsy off all that vodka"
the next day, i do the same again, fill with water, offer him a drink of orange squash and "vodka". this time, he feels more drunk because the vodka is stronger due to being in orange as opposed to coke.
then left it until last night, when the *vodka* shots came out. (again just water in a vodka bottle)
this is where its interesting, because the vodka/water we placed into shot glasses, and drank. ant was still convinced that it was vodka. he even pulled the faces that people do after drinking straights. but it gets better, and more intense, because the more shots of vodka (water) he takes, his eyes become bloodshot. and he gets drunk (or so he makes himself believe)
power of the mind is mental!
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Tom
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Good friend then 
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Brett
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Power of the mind maybe, but he sounds like a total tard  How could you think a shot of water was vodka? The smell, taste...just no
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Cosmo
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Ive just convinced myself Im pissed to get through reading that post.
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bubble
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Originally posted by Tom
Good friend then
you never played a prank on a mate?
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LukeS
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What an idiot.
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RichR
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we did this to my 13year old cousin with Kaliber; gave hime 3/4 bottles and by the end of the night he literally couldn't walk; was swearing like mad and generally pissed up! I would say that being drunk is partly placebo
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GF-91
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Ha sounds like something ben would do ,luke.
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Tom
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Originally posted by bubble
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Originally posted by Tom
Good friend then
you never played a prank on a mate?
Yeah of course but 3 nights on the run
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LukeS
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Originally posted by GaryF
Ha sounds like something ben would do ,luke.
Need to do it to Darrell when we're next out.
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bubble
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by bubble
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Originally posted by Tom
Good friend then
you never played a prank on a mate?
Yeah of course but 3 nights on the run
to be fair, he had tuesday night and wednesday night off, did it sunday monday and last night.
he is one of them lads, who is very easily influenced, but we do look after him. he is completely harmless, he was accused of rape few months back, went through hell, and the day before court, the accuser admitte dit was all consetual. so he now has an appointment with a solicitor next week, as we have told him to sue the bitch, as for the past 2 months, he been stressing, hence why he hit the drink.
so in a way, i have helped him by replacing vodka, with water. 
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GF-91
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Ha sounds like something ben would do ,luke.
Need to do it to Darrell when we're next out.
Maybe. Half term now from college so we have plenty time to get him haha.
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C2RL R
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a girl i was seeing thought that grenadine had alcohol in it so i let her believe it one night on holiday. i was on bottled lager and she was on grenadine and lemonade. she was more "pissed" than me by the end of the night. i thought either the e numbers got to her or she was faking it. maybe it was power of the mind crap instead.
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Scotty_B
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He's a cheap mate ona night out.
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Marc
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Since when has water tasted like vodka 
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Bonney
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Give him a pint of water, tell him its vodka and video the consequenses!
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Scotty_B
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or he was pulling your chain. 
reverse mind fuck. wooooooooooo
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bubble
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Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
or he was pulling your chain.
reverse mind fuck. wooooooooooo
he wouldnt have the capability to realise what we were doing or even reverse it.
he onced asked if you have to take wigs to the hairdressers to get them cut.
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Cosmo
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You can take wigs to the hairdressers to get them cut and styled.
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bubble
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Originally posted by Cosmo
You can take wigs to the hairdressers to get them cut and styled.
so wig hair grows like human hair?
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Cosmo
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Originally posted by bubble
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Originally posted by Cosmo
You can take wigs to the hairdressers to get them cut and styled.
so wig hair grows like human hair?
I never said they grew 
You can take a wig in to be cut differently and styled as you would your own head of hair.
[Edited on 23-10-2009 by Cosmo]
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bubble
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Originally posted by Cosmo
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Originally posted by bubble
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Originally posted by Cosmo
You can take wigs to the hairdressers to get them cut and styled.
so wig hair grows like human hair?
I never said they grew
You can take a wig in to be cut differently and styled as you would your own head of hair.
[Edited on 23-10-2009 by Cosmo]
ur fair clued up craig!!
he asked once if bald people take their wigs to hairdressers the smae sort of intervals as someone would go to the hairdressers. he thought wig hair grew.
bless
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Cosmo
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That is just stupid!
TBH the only reason I know people do it is because I was sat having mine done once and thought the woman next to me was just some normal woman having her hair done...only for her to then remove the wig
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quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
we did this to my 13year old cousin with Kaliber; gave hime 3/4 bottles and by the end of the night he literally couldn't walk; was swearing like mad and generally pissed up! I would say that being drunk is partly placebo
We done that as well with a mate, fcuk me he never ever lived that down and its still the first thing that is raised when I speak to him.
The idiot was rolling around in the park at 14 years old thinking he was pissed and letting us throw bark down the back of his pants.
But then this is the same idiot that lit some fireworks then just dropped them on the floor in a housing estate, was like the opening to Saving Private Ryan all the rockets bouncing off houses.
So to summarise, far to many simpletons around.
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Tom
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Originally posted by Ojc
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Originally posted by LiVe LeE
we did this to my 13year old cousin with Kaliber; gave hime 3/4 bottles and by the end of the night he literally couldn't walk; was swearing like mad and generally pissed up! I would say that being drunk is partly placebo
We done that as well with a mate, fcuk me he never ever lived that down and its still the first thing that is raised when I speak to him.
The idiot was rolling around in the park at 14 years old thinking he was pissed and letting us throw bark down the back of his pants.
But then this is the same idiot that lit some fireworks then just dropped them on the floor in a housing estate, was like the opening to Saving Private Ryan all the rockets bouncing off houses.
So to summarise, far to many simpletons around.
Be honest, was this you?
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