bigdan
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Recently i have been getting alot of stick for being super white! so might go on the sunbeds
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Whittie
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No, they are not for gays. They're to make you look better, and not like a ghost.
[Edited on 03-11-2009 by Whittie]
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Gary
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quote: Originally posted by Whittie
No, they are not for gays. They're to make you look better, and not like a ghost.
indeed
[Edited on 03-11-2009 by glb]
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Tomnova16
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i use to go on them to keep my tan fom holiday but cant be arsed now
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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eddiewhiteley
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i voted gay then remembered before going to kavos in 2001, me and a coiple of mates hit the sunbeds a few times to get a base tan
still gay though
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Cosmo
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Yeah, they make you look normal if you are an umper lumper.
TBH, as long as you dont go on too often you wont be too bad, if you do go on often you'll end up getting an orangy colour.
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Whittie
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I try and go one them twice a month... not been on for ages though.... failing at been really white.
[Edited on 03-11-2009 by Whittie]
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Tomnova16
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
Yeah, they make you look normal if you are an umper lumper.
TBH, as long as you dont go on too often you wont be too bad, if you do go on often you'll end up getting an orangy colour.
and when your older you'll have more wrinkles than a ball sack
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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ShEp
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How the hell do they make you look normal?
How more normal than normal can you get?
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mattk
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gay
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mark_gsi
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i use them 2-3 times a week usualy and im not gay, i love them and the heat off them lol.
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CorsAsh
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Great if you fancy skin cancer. I'd rather be pale.
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John
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quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
Great if you fancy skin cancer. I'd rather be pale.
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by mark_gsi
i use them 2-3 times a week usualy and im not gay, i love them and the heat off them lol.
Hows Mr Wonker these days?
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eddiewhiteley
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these are the kind of poo pokers i expect to use sunbeds
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eddiewhiteley
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except for the pale, ghost like figure on the left, he wants to get himself on a sunbed
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Gary
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quote: Originally posted by eddiewhiteley
these are the kind of poo pokers i expect to use sunbeds
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Spraytan tbh
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Whittie
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quote: Originally posted by eddiewhiteley
these are the kind of poo pokers i expect to use sunbeds
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Bird in the background
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Cosmo
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Aye, thats fake tan not sunbed
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eddiewhiteley
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is it? i wouldnt know
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Carl
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Look a lot better non-pale but the health risks aren't the best, a bit of johnsons holiday skin would be best shout if you are really that bothered. I've got some clinique stuff I got as a present for crimbo after complaining about looking pale, but i've never used it as its looks the same colour as ronseal.
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mark_gsi
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by mark_gsi
i use them 2-3 times a week usualy and im not gay, i love them and the heat off them lol.
Hows Mr Wonker these days?
im not orange, havent been on for a while but used to go on them 2 times at least, and never went orange either.
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Matt H
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quote: Originally posted by bigdan
Recently i have been getting alot of stick for being super white! so might go on the sunbeds
Get ready to receive stick for being super red
In moderation I guess they aren't too bad. I usually go on before I go on holiday as I find I'm less likely to burn when I've got a bit of a tan.
Nothing worse than tangerine tossers though, they must have very little self awareness.
Oh, one last thing. They'll know you've been on, so I'd find some ammo to take the piss out of said mates before you step into one
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Pop
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Seems crazy to me as they have proven they cause skin cancer.
Each to their own though, I wouldn't stop anyone using them.
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by mark_gsi
quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by mark_gsi
i use them 2-3 times a week usualy and im not gay, i love them and the heat off them lol.
Hows Mr Wonker these days?
im not orange, havent been on for a while but used to go on them 2 times at least, and never went orange either.
Thats what all orange people say.
2 to 3 times a week will give you a pretty good orange tan.
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