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Richardhhha

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Registered: 29th Sep 07
Location: Croydon, Greater London
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18th Nov 09 at 01:19

hay peeps just wondering what the women in your lifes come out with in there sleep, ether be it talking or making wered noises ect.

latest one for me was the misses at about 3am smacking me on the arm saying that alice coper had invaded parlement with a ord of spiders and she doesn't like spiders so can i squish them....

now what wered shit have you encountered?

Eck

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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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18th Nov 09 at 01:27

I don't encounter weird shit like that. But I can happily have a full blown conversation with Shell when she's asleep.

Root

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Registered: 28th Dec 08
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18th Nov 09 at 01:38

She just often dreams that I cheat on her and one morning before she woke up I gave her a kiss and she woke up and head butted me, thinking that I had cheated on her. loool, insecurity much?

bigdan

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Registered: 4th Jan 07
Location: Jarrow (Newcastle)
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18th Nov 09 at 01:41

mine woke up about 2 weeks ago saying
Laura-'hes weird on the tv'
Me- 'who'
Laura- 'him hes got a hard on'
Me-'who, whats he called'
Laura-'olly'
Me' who the fucks olly'
Laura-'olly off the xfactor'
Me-' fucking weirdo you like its danny dyers deadliest men u mong'
Laura- *giggles*

then went back to sleep

Richardhhha

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Registered: 29th Sep 07
Location: Croydon, Greater London
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18th Nov 09 at 01:52

tbh she's had me saying "i think we need an engine crain" so i think we both say wered shit lol

DizzyRebel

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Registered: 2nd Jan 09
Location: Lincoln
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18th Nov 09 at 08:31

She just mumbles in her sleep, often mutters 'its on' in her sleep. Best one i had i was woken up by her mounting me, kissing my shoulder completely fast asleep.... sleep rape FTW.

Apparently ive rolled over and screamed 'fuck off' in her face whilst fast asleep.

jamied

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Registered: 27th Oct 03
Location: Marbella,Spain Drives: C63
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18th Nov 09 at 08:55

she once said "the coleslaw is in the other bag"

pow

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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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18th Nov 09 at 09:02

My ex once sat bolt upright in bed and went "the rabbits! are the rabbits away?".

I said yes and she went back to sleep

Corsa_Quadz

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Registered: 24th Feb 08
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18th Nov 09 at 09:10

Was dead asleep and i was woken up by the bed shaking....

I sit up and regain conciousness to sit my misses stamping on the bed..

Im like "what the fuck are you doing!" her reply consisted of some groaning like spacka noise and the word "spid"

What a fucking loon tbh

Kurt

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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
Location: Hi
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18th Nov 09 at 09:20

Mainly snoring tbh, usually both have colds.. She's elbowed me in the face before now

Matt L

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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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18th Nov 09 at 09:22

Ex - nothing

current - never stayed the night

i prefer my bed to myself now haha.

Jake

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18th Nov 09 at 09:30

quote:
Originally posted by Richardhhha
hay peeps just wondering what the women in your lifes come out with in there sleep, ether be it talking or making wered noises ect.

latest one for me was the misses at about 3am smacking me on the arm saying that alice coper had invaded parlement with a ord of spiders and she doesn't like spiders so can i squish them....

now what wered shit have you encountered?

thats early signs of dementia get rid while you can

a_j_mair

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Registered: 23rd Jan 04
Location: Scotland
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18th Nov 09 at 10:01

quote:
Originally posted by DizzyRebel
Apparently ive rolled over and screamed 'fuck off' in her face whilst fast asleep.

Roid rage

taylorboosh

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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
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18th Nov 09 at 10:15

ive apparently said when yea asked me if i wanted bacon in the morning, "right ok bye, thanks for your time" in my bt voice

but she just groans n moans

flybikeslee

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Registered: 2nd Jan 07
Location: Liverpool
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18th Nov 09 at 11:17

can have full blown random conversations, usually film then and show her in the morning and she makes out ive made it up

Bonney

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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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18th Nov 09 at 20:45

I smashed my girlfreinds head in to the wall whilst in a deep sleep. Needless to say she woke up with a headache!

lostboy

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Registered: 29th Jan 09
Location: Durham
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18th Nov 09 at 20:51

Fucking LOL @ this thread, never heard much of a peep from my last lass, she snored once and I told her in the morning but she denied it. I was wide awake though.

P1CK4D

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Registered: 19th Jun 06
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18th Nov 09 at 20:54

quote:
Originally posted by Bonney66
I smashed my girlfreinds head in to the wall whilst in a deep sleep. Needless to say she woke up with a headache!

Sleeping Anger Managment issues.

Shell

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Registered: 14th Oct 08
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18th Nov 09 at 20:54

Alledgedly I talk away to Alex in my sleep. I think he lies. Well kind of. I have been told by others that I talk in my sleep so I guess it's hefty evidence

I never hear a sound from him, but probably because I'm such a deep sleeper.

harrisp

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Registered: 15th Dec 07
Location: Derbyshire
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18th Nov 09 at 21:00

Girlfriend doesn't really say much in her sleep (makes a change), but I have hit her in my sleep (obviously would never do it knowingly) and have shouted "fuck off" etc

RCS

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Registered: 26th Jan 05
Location: Lichfield/Dundee
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18th Nov 09 at 21:11

I've said a few random things whilst sleeping with the missus.

1. Woke up, then in a calm voice said 'Theres somebody outside the door...'. That freaked her out!

2. 'Did you just give me a blowjob?' Must have been having a good dream!

am4nf

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Registered: 27th Jul 08
Location: South Ayrshire Drives: Corsa Sport
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18th Nov 09 at 22:31

my gf says all sorts of wierd shit, can remember what it was the last time but I can talk back to her and she keeps going

am4nf

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Registered: 27th Jul 08
Location: South Ayrshire Drives: Corsa Sport
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18th Nov 09 at 22:33

Infact I saved one as a message in my phone last time

her "Its like a party"
me "whats like a party?"
her "am trying to say its like a part of the family"

SVM 286

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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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18th Nov 09 at 22:52

quote:
Originally posted by DizzyRebel
She just mumbles in her sleep, often mutters 'its on'

Is this while cocking an invisible side arm?

bubble

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Registered: 24th Jan 04
Location: Darwin, NT Australia.
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18th Nov 09 at 23:02

my ex once said in her sleep "fuck me that helicopter is low."

[Edited on 18-11-2009 by bubble]

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