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Author What can the mrs get me for crimbo
ajscorsa
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24th Nov 09 at 21:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
about £60 tops

I dont need clothes or xbox games or music.

id like a funky gadget that I wouldnt normally buy myself lol. I have no idea what to ask for though
smcGSI16V
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24th Nov 09 at 21:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A fleshlight
Jake
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24th Nov 09 at 21:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
tell her to use her imagination.
ajscorsa
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24th Nov 09 at 22:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by smcGSI16V
A fleshlight


cant see that goin down well
smcGSI16V
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24th Nov 09 at 22:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Well if she dont let you do her up the old 'hows your father', tell her its to remedy the need and get an arsehole one.

[Edited on 24-11-2009 by smcGSI16V]
lostboy
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24th Nov 09 at 22:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A coat and a dildo, so if you don't like your coat you can go fuck yourself.
Root
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25th Nov 09 at 00:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
butt plug
sand-eel
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25th Nov 09 at 00:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
penis enlarger.
John
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25th Nov 09 at 00:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Leatherman or fancy torch.
_Allan_
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25th Nov 09 at 00:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tesco's finest sausage rolls and a gold lighter.
am4nf
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Location: South Ayrshire Drives: Corsa Sport
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25th Nov 09 at 00:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Gf's getting me a gaming chair, duno how much they are tho
PaulW
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25th Nov 09 at 01:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Aids...

and the best thing is, you can then use the £60 for buying beer
KingDoug
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25th Nov 09 at 01:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
porn subscription?
ajscorsa
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25th Nov 09 at 12:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pmsl shouldnt really have expected any better from you lot! lol
a_j_mair
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25th Nov 09 at 13:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
check on i want one of those, lots of useless gadgets you would never buy and that will go in the back of a drawer never to be seen again
Nath
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25th Nov 09 at 13:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
60 scratch cards
Scotty_B
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25th Nov 09 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a wank.

Free and satisfying.
Kano
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25th Nov 09 at 15:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm getting a wee indoor helicopter and just wee bits and bobs. Is it sad that I'm really looking forward to xmas so I can fly it all day..
SVM 286
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25th Nov 09 at 15:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ajscorsa
quote:
Originally posted by smcGSI16V
A fleshlight


cant see that goin down well
Scotty_B
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25th Nov 09 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by ajscorsa
quote:
Originally posted by smcGSI16V
A fleshlight


cant see that goin down well


SVM 286
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25th Nov 09 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by John
Leatherman or fancy torch.


Could get a 'The Torch' but they are two hundred quid or thereabouts.
SVM 286
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25th Nov 09 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ajscorsa
about £60 tops



An intimate massage.

Or six crack/meth whores.
Generation
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25th Nov 09 at 15:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
STEAK!
N16K
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Location: Belfast, NI Drives: Corsa D SRi, Tuned Cooper S, B
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25th Nov 09 at 16:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
6,000 1 penny sweets?
Twiggy
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Look at my Sig (Not the car!!!)

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