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Author The 3 Paddy's (Quality Joke)
maybes_aye_maybes_naw
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   5th Mar 03 at 01:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Three men are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital waiting
for the imminent birth of their respective children.

One is an Irishman, one English and the other a West Indian.
They are all very nervous and pacing the floor - as you do in these situations.

All of a sudden the doctor bursts through the double doors saying "Gentlemen you won't believe this but your wives have all had their babies within 5 minutes of each other."

The men are beside themselves with happiness and joy. "And", said the doctor, "They have all had little boys."

The fathers are ecstatic and congratulate each other over and over.
"However we do have one slight problem," the doctor said. "In all
the confusion we may have mixed the babies up getting them to the
nursery and would be grateful if you could join us there to try and help
identify them."

With that the Irishman raced past the doctor and bolted to the nursery.
Once inside he picked up the dark skinned infant with dreadlocks saying,

"There's no doubt about it, this boy is mine!"
The doctor looked bewildered and said, "Well sir of all the babies I would
have thought that maybe this child could be of West Indian descent."

"Maybe", said the Irishman, "but one of the other two is fu*king English
and I'm not taking the chance!!!!
IntaCepta
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classic!
DanielJ
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ahaha nive 1!
maybes_aye_maybes_naw
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Just felt this joke deserves a higher billing so more pple can see it and admire the quality especially in the punch-line
BluKoo
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ttt
Tommy
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Two irishmen are looking for a job, they drive past some woods and see a sign saying TREE FELLAS WANTED, one turns to the other and says " Shame we didnt bring Paddy with us "


Lets see if the blondes get his joke shall we.
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Tommy
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hope u get the joke Jaf Man
M2RTY
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at the tree one
stuyw
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irishman goes for a job on a building site.
forman says 'can u make a cup of t'
irishman says 'sure can'
forman says ' can u drive a stacker truck'
irishman says 'why, how big is the teapot'
Tommy
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Not as good as my TREE joke
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