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Jambo
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17th Dec 09 at 03:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whos with me??

Oh............... Just me then


LukeS
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I woke up with dry mouth
will_ainsworth
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win win situation here boys.....

Ill let you two work it out tho
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quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
I woke up with dry mouth


If you woke up with Jambo, problem solved.
willay
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that joke was kinda already done Allan
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Hey I have just woke up with no shits or dry mouth. My eyes are kinda sore though
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I could go for a banging poo right now.

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Jenko_Sport
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Mine just was solid, feel much better now!
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i woke up with the worst cough ever at 2am
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Not realy shitting problem though is it Chloe
Jambo
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i feel terrible
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I've been doin sloppy poops for the last 2 days. The bad kind where you hear a gurgle, need to fart, then realise if you do, it'll be messy, then leg it to the pot. Has been mostly happening when im eating.
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gravy ftl

http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Carma

Eye of a needle

[Edited on 17-12-2009 by Jenko_Sport]
fazza
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took a massive dump last night and nearly ran out of shit paper. i knew i was low on paper but was hoping for a 1 wipe

was never going to happen tho

 
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