dannymccann
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Well after the wanking sock thread I figured it cant hurt to ask.
Anyone ever had a bruised bollock? I think the fucking dog has stood on it a couple of days ago, as whenever I go near it there is a small pain, like a tiny kick in the nads (you know that pain, where you cant actually tell where the fuck its coming from  )
Anything I can do to quickly resolve it? Sitting at work all day yesterday was a ball ache (excuse the pun)
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DannyB
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I've had this a few times, the dog sometimes jumps up and whacks me in the nads, I've just let it be and put up with it until it goes away, not a nice feeling though.
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LukeS
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P1CK4D
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Put dog food on your balls and get your dog to lick them better.
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noshua
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paracetamol?
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Eck
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I'd go give the dog a right bollocking.
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dannymccann
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quote:
Originally posted by P1CK4D
Put dog food on your balls and get your dog to lick them better.
We took the piss out of a guy at work cos he let a dog he was 'dog sitting' nosh him off, which he told his wife who then told all us blokes at work
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ajscorsa
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put some deep heat on it, should sort you out 
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P1CK4D
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quote:
Originally posted by dannymccann
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Originally posted by P1CK4D
Put dog food on your balls and get your dog to lick them better.
We took the piss out of a guy at work cos he let a dog he was 'dog sitting' nosh him off, which he told his wife who then told all us blokes at work
He told his wife he let a dog nosh him off? I don't know whats worse, the fact he told his wife, or the fact she's still with him and has the dogs sloppy seconds?
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kz
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It's a mad feeling, hard to explain! Hurts though... had it a couple of times but never lasted longer than a day.
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dannymccann
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I know Pickford, its still funny to this day, its about a year old
Ive done the deep heat thing by accident before (was rubbing some on my calf then went for a cup before thinking what I was doing) and ended up hopping round the bedroom in agony with the missus pissing herself at me, so might leave that option for a little while 
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Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by dannymccann
We took the piss out of a guy at work cos he let a dog he was 'dog sitting' nosh him off, which he told his wife who then told all us blokes at work
WTF!
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dannymccann
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Funny thing was Marc, in his defense he said, and this is God's honest truth
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Yea but im not gay cos it was a girl dog
We were all like 
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Ben J
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He let a dog nosh him off. Sick sick sick fucker.
[Edited on 01-01-2010 by Ben J]
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Marc
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taylorboosh
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fucking lol cs rules of late
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LukeS
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That is great Danny
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Shelly
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wouldn't his wife do it for him?
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antnee
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pics or...... o wait, no thanks
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lostboy
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Could be worse, he could have fucked it.
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Richardhhha
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mate had his ex jump at him in a fit of pasion and end up clobering it, swole up the size of a tenis ball and had to be removed..
only experiance i have is sitting down and catching them... hurt for a day but soon went away
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Root
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I was riding my pushbike to school (obviously years ago), anyway, some kind of barbed wire got stuck in the front wheel as I was riding down an alley way, stopped the pushbike dead in it's tracks and my bollocks went into the handlebars, had to get felt up by the doctor to check I was ok
another time my friend was taking me pillion passenger on my bike down a really steep hill. I fell backwards off the seat onto the back wheel, so as the wheels turning it's nomming away at my bollocks and then he put the back brakes on...it hurt a lot
ps: the dog noshing comment is disgusting
[Edited on 02-01-2010 by Root]
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SetH
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how the fuck can a dog nosh you off?
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
how the fuck can a dog nosh you off?
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dannymccann
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And you're bollocks are presumably fine then Root?
And SetH, have you seen those adverts on MTV for the dogs licking the screen as a screensaver for your phone? Kinda like that..... I only said nosh for effect
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