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Rich H
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   23rd Jan 10 at 17:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yes it's detailing related, but they're cringeworthy!

2 of the bigger ego's in detailing have been doing videos rather than write ups for a while now, but their latest ones are just ridiculous now imo!

VXR Marc first:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut20jhCsvvM

Then Paul Dalton (Miracle Detail):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL6Re8xB-yk

Don't worry, I won't be doing anything like this
Joe
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23rd Jan 10 at 17:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
the second one where he's walking to the camera like some heavyweight boxer. Awesome.

They are so far over the top
Jake
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23rd Jan 10 at 17:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i thought vxr marc was just a cunt with a machine polisher. i didnt realise he was serious
Joe
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23rd Jan 10 at 17:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He's serious as cancer Jake!
Jake
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23rd Jan 10 at 17:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fucking hell mate
Adam_B
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23rd Jan 10 at 17:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what a right pair of fuckin jeb ends
mattk
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23rd Jan 10 at 17:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what a pair of tits
Nath
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oh dear
Kurt
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23rd Jan 10 at 17:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wtf is with the gay boyband intro in the second

I though blazing squad had made a comeback for a moment

[Edited on 23-01-2010 by Kurt]
Ojc
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23rd Jan 10 at 17:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Marc has got a serious ego, I think he believes he is the heart and soul of car modifying.

That second video is hilarious.
Callum
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23rd Jan 10 at 17:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Joe
the second one where he's walking to the camera like some heavyweight boxer. Awesome.

They are so far over the top
Bonney
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23rd Jan 10 at 17:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
One of the comments at the bottom of the second video made me laugh

"While eating dinner tonight, i dropped a hot meatbball in my lap,&#65279; it felt good LoL"

Some people are pretty random
_Allan_
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23rd Jan 10 at 17:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol 5K

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNAmZPgcBzU&feature=related
Nath
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23rd Jan 10 at 17:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS






ZYMOL
Jake
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why arent they allowed to say zymol on the website?
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
why arent they allowed to say zymol on the website?


Zymol probably dont want to be associated with dicks.
Marc
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23rd Jan 10 at 17:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I gave it 1 out of 5.

Zymol Zymol Zymol ZymolZymol ZymolZymol ZymolZymol ZymolZymol ZymolZymol ZymolZymol ZymolZymol ZymolZymol ZymolZymol ZymolZymol ZymolZymol ZymolZymol ZymolZymol ZymolZymol Zymol.

Sue me.
Rich H
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23rd Jan 10 at 17:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yup it's ridiculous isn't it The Paul Dalton one is just so OTT and cringeworthy - it's not really about detailing at all anymore! Think you can guess who his new sponsor is though lol.

Up until recently, Zymol was banned on DW due to them being very arsey over people using their brand name that weren't an authorised detailer etc etc. They get very protective over their brand name! It's all sorted now though apparently.
Marc
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23rd Jan 10 at 17:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If I say zymol 3 times in the mirror will vxrmarc appear with a clay bar in the shape of a cock hanging out of his arse?
Rich H
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23rd Jan 10 at 18:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No idea mate - give it a go! If nothing else, he may come round and detail your dyson for you!

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=38692 (for those who haven't seen it!)
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
If I say zymol 3 times in the mirror will vxrmarc appear with a clay bar in the shape of a cock hanging out of his arse?


And then demand £2k for the privelage
Colin
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23rd Jan 10 at 18:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fucksake
Griffiths1991
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by jake
why arent they allowed to say zymol on the website?


Zymol probably dont want to be associated with dicks.


They probably dont, the 2nd vid is way over the top.
Callum
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23rd Jan 10 at 18:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol this is bad
Tom G
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
lol 5K

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNAmZPgcBzU&feature=related

What a fucktard!!

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