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DaveyLC

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29th Jan 10 at 16:05

Someone bought some donuts at work and one of the girls was umming and arrrr'ing over whether ror not she had enough 'points' to eat one..

I replied "lets be honest if you are on a diet you shouldn't be eating a donut"..

She went MENTAL at me..

WTF?

Cosmo

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29th Jan 10 at 16:10

school boy error

but you're correct.

Tommy L

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29th Jan 10 at 16:11

You should of thrown a donut at her when she went mental. I bet that would of distracted the fat bint

[Edited on 29-01-2010 by corsa_tomtom]

Fro

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29th Jan 10 at 16:14

_Allan_

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29th Jan 10 at 16:15

Should have said 'Here, have mine fatty' then watched the show

Andrew

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29th Jan 10 at 16:21

quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
You should of thrown a donut at her when she went mental. I bet that would of distracted the fat bint

Cosmo

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29th Jan 10 at 16:22

Did she just not grab a load of them and run back off to her desk shouting that she is just big boned?

DizzyRebel

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29th Jan 10 at 16:29

I have no idea why women cant take it on the chin that they are actually putting on weight.

Danny P

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29th Jan 10 at 16:32

Dont get me started on shit like this. I manage a team of 8 women at work, they are all on a diet and all i've heard about since x-mas is points and calaries. I keep taking in buns & shit just to annoy them

Bonus is the slightly fat bird is losing some weight and starting to look a bit fitter

[Edited on 29-01-2010 by Danny P]

DaveyLC

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29th Jan 10 at 16:35

quote:
Originally posted by Danny P

Bonus is the slightly fat bird is losing some weight and starting to look a bit fitter

[Edited on 29-01-2010 by Danny P]

Surely with a shoe collection like that you'll be more interested in the blokes?

Anty

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29th Jan 10 at 16:36

would have been good for youtube

IvIarkgraham

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29th Jan 10 at 16:46

should have fingered her

Cosmo

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29th Jan 10 at 17:10

quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
should have fingered her

She'd rather of had a cream finger tbh.

IvIarkgraham

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29th Jan 10 at 17:19

bah da dum tssch

deano87

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29th Jan 10 at 20:20

I can't have dairy products because they make me have diarrhoea.

The office knows this, as I drink tea with no milk, and never have chocolate.

Then the office manager Monday offered me a cream cake. Fucking retard. Only been there 2 years.

Joe

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29th Jan 10 at 20:25

Too much info Deano.

MarkSport

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29th Jan 10 at 20:26

thats ace

Cosmo

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29th Jan 10 at 20:32

A mate of mine at high school couldnt eat dairy products, used to try and trick him in to eating them all the time so we could see his head swell up to 10x the size.

Paul_J

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29th Jan 10 at 20:49

Ahhh... The office women who are 365 days a year on some sort of 'diet', yet still eat and drink loads of bad stuff. Then complain that whatever they do they can't lose weight...

You try to help them out I.e telling them actually how to lose weight and they flip out!

I think they just enjoy being fat, moaning and eating food!

Cosmo

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29th Jan 10 at 20:49

I'll post you some P90X leaflets to distribute Dave

CorsAsh

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29th Jan 10 at 21:16

quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
You should of thrown a donut at her when she went mental. I bet that would of distracted the fat bint

[Edited on 29-01-2010 by corsa_tomtom]

Is that DizzyRebel signed in as Tomtom?

Cosmo

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29th Jan 10 at 21:18

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
You should of thrown a donut at her when she went mental. I bet that would of distracted the fat bint

[Edited on 29-01-2010 by corsa_tomtom]
Is that DizzyRebel signed in as Tomtom?

Dizzle checklist:

- Mention of ridiculing fat people CHECK
- Mention of steroid
- Mention of conspiracy

1/3

Nope, not the dizzle.

sand-eel

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29th Jan 10 at 21:36

oh god the girls at work, constantly saying they are fat and on a diet, but then say they are hungry and start eating chip rolls etc

Also the ones that think stop eating bread will suddently make them lose a few stone does my head in

Tommy L

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29th Jan 10 at 23:24

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
You should of thrown a donut at her when she went mental. I bet that would of distracted the fat bint

[Edited on 29-01-2010 by corsa_tomtom]
Is that DizzyRebel signed in as Tomtom?

Dom

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29th Jan 10 at 23:31

quote:
Originally posted by deano87
I can't have dairy products because they make me have diarrhoea.

The office knows this, as I drink tea with no milk, and never have chocolate.

Then the office manager Monday offered me a cream cake. Fucking retard. Only been there 2 years.

lactose? or IBS?

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