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psycho sport
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   16th Feb 10 at 15:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you ...



1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully;

3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;

4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;

5. Access the Internet;

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven;

7. Take a deep breath and open the site

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.



Have a good trip.
C2RL R
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16th Feb 10 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
for future reference:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/joke
psycho sport
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16th Feb 10 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
for future reference:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/joke



i know what a joke is... Twat!

made me laugh anyway!
Cosmo
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16th Feb 10 at 15:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cant get the internet on 95% of flights.
McWillster
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16th Feb 10 at 15:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
So your racist and your sexist. nice
MarkSport
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16th Feb 10 at 15:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
And the outcome of this is......







20 years banged up....nice one, Have a good flight psycho
willay
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16th Feb 10 at 15:37   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'll give you a lol:
Cosmo
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16th Feb 10 at 15:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Was that a pity lol Willay?
psycho sport
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16th Feb 10 at 15:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by McWillster
So your racist and your sexist. nice


Also a Peodo and child molesterer.
Cosmo
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16th Feb 10 at 15:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by psycho sport
quote:
Originally posted by McWillster
So your racist and your sexist. nice


Also a Peodo and child molesterer.


molestererer you say?
willay
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16th Feb 10 at 15:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Was that a pity lol Willay?


no way, it was a lol for old lols sake.
Jamie-C
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16th Feb 10 at 17:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Repost, http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=513102
C2RL R
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16th Feb 10 at 17:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by psycho sport
quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
for future reference:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/joke



i know what a joke is... Twat!


are you sure?... Fucktard!
psycho sport
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16th Feb 10 at 18:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
quote:
Originally posted by psycho sport
quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
for future reference:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/joke



i know what a joke is... Twat!


are you sure?... Fucktard!


aaaaaaaah bless xxx

 
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