16vKarlos
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Registered: 27th Oct 07
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They are Crap really but they have been on my phone for a while
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The Dodo Died
Then Dodi Died
Diana Died
And Dando Died
Dido must be Shitting it!!
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A vampire walks into a bar and say "Boiling Water please"
The barman says "I thought you lot drank Blood?"
the Vampire pulls out a Tampon and says "I'm making a brew"
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Apparently Wayne Bridge has just text Jon terry
"that's how you play away from home, You Cunt"
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John Terry has done Fuck all wrong. All Coaching Manuals State: If a Full Back Leaves a Hole, It's the Centre Backs job to fill it
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Paddy goes to the doctors complaining of a bad back.
Doctor says "What have you been doing?"
Paddy says " I've been having sex, Doggy Style.
Doctor says " why dont you have sex the normal way"
Paddy says " Iwould but the dog keeps licking my face"
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Awaits the Shit joke comments
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