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LukeS
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11th Mar 10 at 17:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just got sent this now,

In the sleepy village of Erbum near the town Tillet in Hertsfordshire, lives a woman called Linda Lykes. She is the landlady of the local pub The Cockwell Inn. For some reason she gets embarrassed whenever she recieves her post:

Linda Lykes
The Cockwell Inn
Erbum
Tillet
Herts


I thought it was quite funny
Cosmo
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11th Mar 10 at 17:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
2/10
LukeS
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11th Mar 10 at 17:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
least a 6 imo
Cosmo
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11th Mar 10 at 17:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was being kind with 2, so just let this thread die to avoid further disappointment.
LukeS
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11th Mar 10 at 17:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i shall not!
3CorsaMeal
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11th Mar 10 at 17:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
there is a true address like that
Nath
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11th Mar 10 at 17:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
0/10
fir3vip3r
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11th Mar 10 at 18:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
there is a true address like that


the top two lines are real
fir3vip3r
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11th Mar 10 at 18:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
Just got sent this now,

In the sleepy village of Erbum near the town Tillet in Hertsfordshire, lives a woman called Linda Lykes. She is the landlady of the local pub The Cockwell Inn. For some reason she gets embarrassed whenever she recieves her post:

Linda Lykes
The Cockwell Inn
Erbum
Tillet
Herts


I thought it was quite funny


its Hertfordshire!
Welsh Dan
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11th Mar 10 at 18:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I actually did a search for The Cockwell Inn, Tillet when I was bored. It doesn't exist.
Joe
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11th Mar 10 at 18:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I don't think the 'joke' exists to be fair.
Pip308
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there is a cul-de-sac in b'stoke called mongers peice and in it is a house called hugh
Generation
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11th Mar 10 at 19:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a man called A.shit. lives at joke is not town is not fucking funny
Gregor
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11th Mar 10 at 20:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whats Postman Pats name when hes unemployed ?





















































































Pat.
Robin
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11th Mar 10 at 20:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Linda likes the cock well in her bum til it hearts?"

doesn't make sense.

[Edited on 11-03-2010 by Robin]
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11th Mar 10 at 20:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not to mention the fact that Erbum and Tillet don't exist.
tom_simes
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11th Mar 10 at 20:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Generation
a man called A.shit. lives at joke is not town is not fucking funny

Can anybody else understand this? I sure as hell can't
Cosmo
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11th Mar 10 at 20:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tom_simes
quote:
Originally posted by Generation
a man called A.shit. lives at joke is not town is not fucking funny

Can anybody else understand this? I sure as hell can't


I think he got so excited telling the joke he doyled up.
oceansoul
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11th Mar 10 at 21:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tom_simes
quote:
Originally posted by Generation
a man called A.shit. lives at joke is not town is not fucking funny

Can anybody else understand this? I sure as hell can't


I laughed at this more than i did at the joke
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11th Mar 10 at 21:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Generation
a man called A.shit. lives at joke is not town is not fucking funny



l someones had to many sherberts :
LukeS
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11th Mar 10 at 21:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
its a joke wow
Cosmo
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11th Mar 10 at 21:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Its not a joke wow
Jamie-C
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11th Mar 10 at 22:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
its a joke wow


I laughed,











































At the postman man pat one....
LukeS
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11th Mar 10 at 22:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Its not a joke wow


I <3 u xxx
Cosmo
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11th Mar 10 at 22:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Your mum doesnt <3 you

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