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Doug
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13th Mar 10 at 16:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I was just browsing play.com and noticed some pretty terrible games that are out:


UK Truck Simulator
http://www.play.com/Games/PC/4-/13473940/UK-Truck-Simulator/Product.html

Forklift Truck Simulator 2009
http://www.play.com/Games/PC/4-/13449839/Forklift-Truck-Simulator-2009/Product.html

Do people really buy this shite?
Nath
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13th Mar 10 at 16:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Doug
I was just browsing play.com and noticed some pretty terrible games that are out:


UK Truck Simulator
http://www.play.com/Games/PC/4-/13473940/UK-Truck-Simulator/Product.html

Forklift Truck Simulator 2009
http://www.play.com/Games/PC/4-/13449839/Forklift-Truck-Simulator-2009/Product.html

Do people really buy this shite?


Me and my mate saw these in GAME. Madness as to what stipulates as a game these days
Marc
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13th Mar 10 at 16:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yes, I get at least one call about these games a week!
Doug
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13th Mar 10 at 16:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I might download the forklift one to see what all the fuss is about
Daveskater
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13th Mar 10 at 16:25   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've always wanted to simulate driving a forklift truck

But alas "Temporarily out of stock"


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
CorsAsh
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13th Mar 10 at 16:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I would just ram everything
Adam_B
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13th Mar 10 at 16:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Truck one sounds amazing!!!

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Hit the road in UK Truck Simulator! Using a network of motorways and major trunk routes you will gain unbridled access to 18 of the UK's largest cities!

From the granite city of Aberdeen in the north to the rolling green hills of the South Hams heading towards historic Plymouth where Sir Francis Drake played his famous game of bowls whilst awaiting the invasion of the Spanish Armada.

Cities included are London, Manchester, Liverpool, Aberdeen, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Newcastle, Carlisle, Sheffield, Grimsby, Birmingham, Swansea, Cambridge, Felixstowe, Dover, Southampton, Plymouth and Cardiff.

Experiencing the life of a UK haulage contractor you can visit all the major cities of the UK. You will need to make sure you make your deliveries on time, keep your truck in good repair and check your fuel consumption. Build up your business and upgrade your truck to keep your business running efficiently and profitably. Watch out for the "Kojak with Kodak" as traffic violations will be deducted from your earnings, and you know how expensive that can be!

10-4 Good Buddy!


Dom
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I've played the truck sim, it's shit! It's pretty realistic, but dull as hell and takes an age to hook up wagons. It's like playing ship simulator 2008.
Corsa Sport Gav
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13th Mar 10 at 18:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Doug
I might download the forklift one to see what all the fuss is about


dont bother



oceansoul
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I read about Euro Truck Simulator before. So downloaded it for giggles. I was lame =[ so i just did handbrake turns and crashed into people
Liam
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13th Mar 10 at 18:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I downloaded them both for a laugh, they were both shite.
IvIarkgraham
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13th Mar 10 at 18:40   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i saw them both in game and laughed

i get to drive a real fork lift so HA
Sean-B
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the comments on fork lift one are great
GTM
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quote:
Originally posted by Doug
I was just browsing play.com and noticed some pretty terrible games that are out:


UK Truck Simulator
http://www.play.com/Games/PC/4-/13473940/UK-Truck-Simulator/Product.html

Forklift Truck Simulator 2009
http://www.play.com/Games/PC/4-/13449839/Forklift-Truck-Simulator-2009/Product.html

Do people really buy this shite?


this is wierd, just ealrier me and my mate saw these in gamestation and were having a laugh at them

Reecemac
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14th Mar 10 at 16:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

£24.99 too! Thought it was gonna be one of those £5 bargain ones left over from years ago. I don't know why but I have a strange urge to try them.
Edit:Realised it said 2009 but you know what I meant

[Edited on 14-03-2010 by Reecemac]
Reecemac
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14th Mar 10 at 16:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Theres digger, crane and train sims on there too! the best though has to be:

http://www.play.com/Games/PC/4-/13562565/Driving-Simulator/Product.html
Driving simulator!

Get behind the wheel of your car and hit the roads for an exciting and eventful drive through the city. In Driving Simulator you master the most diverse and realistic traffic situations without breaking the law. A variety of vehicles of all sizes are at your disposal and thanks to the different camera angles you always have a complete overview whether you are in a compact or a limousine.

Master driving on realistic roads whilst observing traffic regulations. There is a large fleet of vehicles from vans to cars to limos so you can choose the right wheels for the job! Fancy being a limousine chauffeur - then this is the game for you!

Sounds like gta without the fun, I wonder if you unlock the special sit in traffic for a hour mission.
Nath
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14th Mar 10 at 17:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Train Sims are big business tbf.
Marc
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14th Mar 10 at 17:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

So are the plane ones.
Kurt
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So can you rape and kill prostitutes in the Truck one?
Daveskater
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14th Mar 10 at 22:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Reecemac
I wonder if you unlock the special sit in traffic for a hour mission.


It says: "Realistic 3D world and detailed vehicles" but going by the pics the cars are about as detailed as a crayon drawing by a 4 year old


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
CorsAsh
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15th Mar 10 at 00:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
So can you rape and kill prostitutes in the Truck one?
pow
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
So can you rape and kill prostitutes in the Truck one?



"Change gear change gear murder a prostitute"
jamied
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15th Mar 10 at 14:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just when i thought it couldnt get any better!!!!!

technobrakes | 04/02/2010 | See all technobrakes' reviews (1) »

I was eager to get this game from the off after spending many hours on there most excellent 'Allotment Simulator 2008' The introduction with the forklift exam with written test was immaculately detailed. The hidden characters and special moves give this game hidden depth, I had hours of fun customising my lift with a great selection of electric motors and batters. but i must say the end of game boss was really hard, pro-haps to hard. Over all this game is well produced and very realist, a must for any forklift fan
CorsAsh
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15th Mar 10 at 17:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I always wondered with raping prostitutes, is it only rape if you refuse to pay?

Any truck drivers on here able to shed some light?
andy1868
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i have a mate that would relish in both of those games. i may buy him the truck driving one for his birthday

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