Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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when your mum walks in on you looking at the google homepage
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Mike
Organiser: North West and North Wales Premium Member
Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
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Amateur
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Root
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Registered: 28th Dec 08
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lmao
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Nick-S
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Registered: 3rd Mar 04
Location: Leigh. Drives: RS Megane 230 F1 Team R26
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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Most sensitive part of your body when having a danger wank.....
Your ears
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Tom G
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Registered: 4th Aug 08
Location: Cheshire
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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we've all been there mate
just tell her its normal and natural and to be glad you wasn't fapping off to 2 blokes bumming.
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Mike
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Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
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I'll admit I've had a few times were I've ended up hugging the screen on my laptop cos it's stupidly slow and decided to lock up at the worst possible moment
'What, I'm just streching'
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Root
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Registered: 28th Dec 08
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lmao, the alt+tab method was quickest back in the day but i was caught a couple of times, and in the act with ex's. lmao
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AndyKent
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Registered: 3rd Sep 05
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My mate reckons if his mum comes in he hits the reset button on the tower. Sitting at a blank screen doesn't look at all obvious then
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LukeS
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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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so while its all good and well getting caught and not having porn on the screen, but what about the pants around your ankles?
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Ian W
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Registered: 8th Nov 03
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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When me and my brother both lived at home I used to reguarly catch him knocking one out. As soon as I would walk in the room he would switch his screen off and his jeans would be undone
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nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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Alt + F4.
Simples.
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A1EX
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Registered: 29th Mar 00
Location: Turku, Finland
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most frightening part is the quick scramble as you realise someones at your door about to turn the handle
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Scotty C
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Registered: 6th Nov 05
Location: Kidderminster Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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My mates been cought pullin his meat over porn with lube right next to him
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Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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Some lad at school had a marathon wanking sesh and his parents walked in on him collapsed out of exhaustion, head on the keyboard with cock in hand and some granny scan porn left on the screen.
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John
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Registered: 30th Jun 03
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That didn't really happen did it.
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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quote: Originally posted by John
That didn't really happen did it.
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Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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well maybe not the granny bit, but the rest did
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Think my neighbour caught me viewing porn once.
Let me explain
I was sat in the front room browsing and the door went. I'm not entirely sure but if she had peered in she would have seen the laptop on a stool with porn on it
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sc0ott
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Registered: 16th Feb 09
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why would you be on google when theres redtube available for free.
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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quote: Originally posted by Skylined
well maybe not the granny bit, but the rest did
who told the story first of all?
Him??? Doubt it
His parents??? Nope
Didn't happen mate
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Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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Danger Wank
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