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mattk
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16th Apr 10 at 12:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

plumbing trade is on its arse, I cant get a job, I only need a bit of dosh not exactly mega bucks so I decided I would broaden my search to include token low paid jobs that might interest me

found one for a photographers assistant, £6.50 ph 4 days a week, sent a letter then noticed the employers name was forbidden blue studios

I thought, could be porn ,

I had a look and it would apear its a gay modling agency...
AndyKent
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16th Apr 10 at 12:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You'd love it really
Nath
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mattk
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16th Apr 10 at 12:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I could handle it if it was just fasion and that, they have pics of like 2 or 3 or more of them in very compromising positions, Id be no good, Id have to say something
AndyKent
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16th Apr 10 at 12:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"Matt, you've got to get closer, we need more detail"

_Allan_
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16th Apr 10 at 12:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just think of the tips

[Edited on 16-04-2010 by _Allan_]
Daveskater
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16th Apr 10 at 12:20   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Try not to throw up all over the camera equipment.


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
willay
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16th Apr 10 at 12:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Epic, go for it!
adiohead
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16th Apr 10 at 12:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

do they need any models?
Leighton
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16th Apr 10 at 12:41   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

just think what you would be doing !!

"Matt go powder his balls there shining to much"

HAHA you wil love it
Half Pint
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16th Apr 10 at 12:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Leighton
just think what you would be doing !!

"Matt go powder his balls there shining to much"

HAHA you wil love it


oh, his schlong is on the wrong side can you move it across.... a little more.... no breath on it get it semi....

excellent....

deano87
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16th Apr 10 at 13:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Hilarious.

Mind you. £6.50 is £6.50.
corsa120
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16th Apr 10 at 20:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

im straight but i would do it for cash lol reckon it could be funny to tell the grand kids lol
All Torque
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16th Apr 10 at 22:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by corsa120
im straight but i would do it for cash lol


Some of us (Matt L) would do it for a pat on the back...
IvIarkgraham
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16th Apr 10 at 22:49   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i always knew you were a homo
CorsAsh
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16th Apr 10 at 23:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



"Tonight Matthew, you'll be second from the left..."
IvIarkgraham
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16th Apr 10 at 23:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

which one is you ash?
CorsAsh
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16th Apr 10 at 23:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Leather daddy mate.
IvIarkgraham
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you've grown a beard?

nice

banshaw told me you were a camper
CorsAsh
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17th Apr 10 at 14:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Takes one to know one. He told me you were a fag.
Colin
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17th Apr 10 at 19:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Photographers assistant.....bet that involves you being a prop.....probably getting banged up the shite pipe by said gay models!
SR91
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17th Apr 10 at 21:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
quote:
Originally posted by Leighton
just think what you would be doing !!

"Matt go powder his balls there shining to much"

HAHA you wil love it


oh, his schlong is on the wrong side can you move it across.... a little more.... no breath on it get it semi....

excellent....







Or shaving nuggets off a hairy crack!
MarkSport
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17th Apr 10 at 22:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where did you search for such a strange job (was going to say position but job is fine)
mattk
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18th Apr 10 at 11:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

jobcentre plus

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