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Marc
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22nd Apr 10 at 15:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What goes through their heads when they decide to go dressed like this



Do they really expect to be taken seriously like this

(Random pic I got off Google!)
Matt L
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perhaps he was going to see if they had any jobs for a Mr T wannabe.
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Blocked at work, may be something to do with the web address having 'queer' in it
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couse they dont want to work ! its all part of the plan :L
Marc
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Originally posted by jamesy1990
couse they dont want to work ! its all part of the plan :L

Ah, crafty!
Marc
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Originally posted by fro-dizzle
Blocked at work, may be something to do with the web address having 'queer' in it

Yeah, address is unfortunate. Never actually went to the site so not sure whas actually on there!
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vote conservaties.
Dav
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They've no intention of working and if they turn up dressed like that the job centre will give them a form to fill out which they can take to the shops and get new clothes for free. I get them all the time at my work, sometimes worth £200+ per form.
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Why would it matter what he goes dressed to the job centre like? They're not the potential employers. If he'd gone to a job interview like that on the other hand...
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
Why would it matter what he goes dressed to the job centre like? They're not the potential employers. If he'd gone to a job interview like that on the other hand...


Is it you ?
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quote:
Originally posted by Tommy
quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
Why would it matter what he goes dressed to the job centre like? They're not the potential employers. If he'd gone to a job interview like that on the other hand...


Is it you ?

My sides are splitting with laughter.
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I'm just stereotyping the typical job seekers, well chavs in general really.
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I have seen this. Some people turn up in comeplete tracksuits have ago if they have to wait more than 30 secs to see one. Generally talk really quiet in a deep voice in "hard talk"
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Probably so they can blend in with everyone else. It's not like the Job Centre expects you to dress nicely is it?
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
quote:
Originally posted by Tommy
quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
Why would it matter what he goes dressed to the job centre like? They're not the potential employers. If he'd gone to a job interview like that on the other hand...


Is it you ?

My sides are splitting with laughter.


[Edited on 22-04-2010 by Tommy L]
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
Probably so they can blend in with everyone else. It's not like the Job Centre expects you to dress nicely is it?



Last time I went to the job centre I went in jeans and a t shirt, felt over dressed.

Then sat down and over heard a woman asking her son (about 16/17) if she could borrow a fiver off him till she got her dole money in three days.

I got up and left and just struggled penniless until I got another job rather than putting myself through that
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Luckly, my local job centre is ok but the one in Bedford, OMG. Full of chavs outside smoking their rollups, looking like twats.
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Originally posted by Matt L
perhaps he was going to see if they had any jobs for an utter cunt.
Marc
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lol
wwwNOOBcom
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This is how it goes

your sign on time is at 2pm

You turn up just before 2, look at the computer for about 3 seconds and touch it to make it look like your searching for a job

Then you sit on ths seat, then women calls your name then you go over

This takes 10 seconds or less (No joke)

Where have you been looking for a job

You reply, the paper, the internet

She says thats fine, you then get your 124 next week after you sign on, its a fucking joke, these people should have there money stoped if the social genuinly think they are making and effort
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quote:
Originally posted by wwwNOOBcom
This is how it goes

your sign on time is at 2pm

You turn up just before 2, look at the computer for about 3 seconds and touch it to make it look like your searching for a job

Then you sit on ths seat, then women calls your name then you go over

This takes 10 seconds or less (No joke)

Where have you been looking for a job

You reply, the paper, the internet

She says thats fine, you then get your 124 next week after you sign on, its a fucking joke, these people should have there money stoped if the social genuinly think they are making and effort

psh. It's even worst at my local one.

they walk in, some of them are off their trollies, totally off their face. They group around the door, probably slyly stealing your mobile phone while you walk past them...and your belt. Then their name gets called out (if they turn up on time...which it's funny if they don't, they kick off), they go over...and it's like the people in there know there's no point interrogating them too much because they're useless scum, "have you been looking for a job?" - "yer" OK next person.

Think it was my missus went in there once and they was banging on about how they really wanted to get her work or something, idk, anyway, she said "what about him/them?" and the job seeker employee replied "oh, they're unemployable".

Thing is, even if they're kicked off the system, they'll get their money somehow, whether it's stealing or drug dealing or prostituion
MarkSport
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
vote conservaties.

 
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