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Some one that was so bad, it made you go and re-do your teeth ? GOD DAMN, my postman knocked at my door and he smelt literally the worst smell I have ever smelt. It knocked my head off. As soon as he gave me the pen and paper thing to sign I had to immediately get as far away from him as possible to sign the thing. He absolutely stunk, my god.
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I play bar skittles once a week around Luton and there is a guy in one team who is a proper hobo. Scruffy, stinks and wears clothes covered in last weeks dinner.

Usually when you win/lose a game you're supposed to shake the opponents hand.

Fuck that
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pure racism
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there are some at work here


Women too


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there's a lad at our work like that, so bad we keep a massive can of air freshener under the desk for when he comes into the office
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I'm always worried if someone does this to me, luckily i cover myself in deodrant/anti persperent & aftershave
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but do you wash? that would be the first step
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quote:
Originally posted by SR-91
I'm always worried if someone does this to me, luckily i cover myself in deodrant/anti persperent & aftershave


I also hate this when taken to extremes tbf.

A little bit of fragrance is fine, smelling like someone has thrown a bottle of lnyx at you isn't so great.
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the bloke i worked next to yesterday smelled of curry really bad. made me feel sick.
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
but do you wash? that would be the first step


Yeah i have 2 showers a day
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quote:
Originally posted by AndyKent
quote:
Originally posted by SR-91
I'm always worried if someone does this to me, luckily i cover myself in deodrant/anti persperent & aftershave


I also hate this when taken to extremes tbf.

A little bit of fragrance is fine, smelling like someone has thrown a bottle of lnyx at you isn't so great.



I dont drown myself, just cover :-)
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
the bloke i worked next to yesterday smelled of curry really bad. made me feel sick.



Was he white?
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pure racism
Hammer
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Engineer in work fucking stinks. He buys 14 rolls every payday and makes them up with cheese slices and meat paste then freezes then for his fortnights lunch. He then eats the fucking things covered in mould. Clatty bastard.
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Hammer WTF
LukeS
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that is disgusting
SR91
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Man thats grim!
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I was queueing for the new saw ride at thorpe park the other week.....

And there is a bit where it goes inside and upsome stairs, some gunfire happens etc. Well when getting to the stairs mine and my misses face was directly being this smelly twats backoff...

I can only describe what could have been a ripe dog shit or something smeared on his arse, not only was that bad he stunk of B.O and general unhygenicness....

Then to our delight captain stink was behind us in the saw maze, we got a picture done and the grubby cunt had his hands down his crack! Best £5er i saved for sure....Just no need for it
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i was in an indian restaurant, the smell was horrendous


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quote:
Originally posted by SR-91
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
but do you wash? that would be the first step


Yeah i have 2 showers a day


all of a sudden you're better than the rest of us
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
Hammer WTF


Without a word of a lie, he loves to boast about it as well as if he has some sort of regimented efficiency

I could actually write a book about the guy, he's crashed 7 vans in 2 and a half years.
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Worst I've came across was working in ASDA.

One of the guys was so bad the manager had to have a word.

Then there was a woman and her son that came in, a bit special, the smell lingered for ages, you could smell them before they got to your aisle and for ages after they had left, disgusting.

We called them the smellies
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_Quadz
I was queueing for the new saw ride at thorpe park the other week.....

And there is a bit where it goes inside and upsome stairs, some gunfire happens etc. Well when getting to the stairs mine and my misses face was directly being this smelly twats backoff...

I can only describe what could have been a ripe dog shit or something smeared on his arse, not only was that bad he stunk of B.O and general unhygenicness....

Then to our delight captain stink was behind us in the saw maze, we got a picture done and the grubby cunt had his hands down his crack! Best £5er i saved for sure....Just no need for it


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tell him he stinks of cabbages, he has really bad BO, an arse covered in dogs turd, and likes to play with himself in public (see image).

Bart
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quote:
Originally posted by SR-91
I'm always worried if someone does this to me, luckily i cover myself in deodrant/anti persperent & aftershave


lol, me too, particularly paranoid after taking a big dump at work

[Edited on 27-04-2010 by Bart]
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When I was in my teans at college I worked in a petrol station at the weekends and there was an old chap who came in for a paper every day that stunk heavily of vinegar/piss, it was rancid. Used to get a laugh from him though when he'd pull off the forecourt always bouncing of the limiter in first for ages down the road.

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