Limecat
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I just went out for a smoke and as I opened the door some knob was letting a dog curl one out on the grass outside my house so I said 'I assume you are cleaning up after it!' He said 'Yes!' I sparked up my fag, got part way through it and he was still there, looking sheepish. I said 'You have no intention of cleaning up after it, I will get you a carrier bag, hold on!' Popped my smoke on the floor and went in. So as I went through the front door to get one I had a feeling he would be off so did a U turn, sure enough he was trying to trot off up the road so I yelled him back.
Being beered up off the Becks I wasn't letting the cunt go. I made him pick it up with a Sainsburys bag.
Irresponsible dog owners are cunts.
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GTM
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Whatever happend to white dog shit?
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Limecat
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Originally posted by GTM
Whatever happend to white dog shit?
It's not seen anymore, same as Linda Lusardi's tits and those strange Armitage Shanks toilet blue mobility scooter things!
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lostboy
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Originally posted by GTM
Whatever happend to white dog shit?
LET ate it all, and it comes back out of his mouth when he talks.
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fir3vip3r
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Originally posted by lostboy
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Originally posted by GTM
Whatever happend to white dog shit?
LET ate it all, and it comes back out of his mouth when he talks.
That wouldve been a part way funny comment if it wasnt being spewed from your mouth!
Its a disgrace how downright lazy some people are, if your gonna have an animal at least have the decency to pick up after it!
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lostboy
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Originally posted by fir3vip3r
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Originally posted by lostboy
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Originally posted by GTM
Whatever happend to white dog shit?
LET ate it all, and it comes back out of his mouth when he talks.
That wouldve been a part way funny comment if it wasnt being spewed from your mouth!
Oh noes a man on teh internets insulted me  grow some balls and shut the fuck up 
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fir3vip3r
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You used to be alright Lostboy? Now you act like an immature little oik in a vain attempt to appear funny.
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lostboy
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Originally posted by fir3vip3r
You used to be alright Lostboy? Now you act like an immature little oik in a vain attempt to appear funny.
I'm just bored/tired and trying to entertain myself mate, shit day at work then rugby, don't take what I say personally 
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Limecat
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Originally posted by fir3vip3r
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Originally posted by lostboy
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Originally posted by GTM
Whatever happend to white dog shit?
LET ate it all, and it comes back out of his mouth when he talks.
That wouldve been a part way funny comment if it wasnt being spewed from your mouth!
Its a disgrace how downright lazy some people are, if your gonna have an animal at least have the decency to pick up after it!
AMEN.
I really do not like dogs. I think they are horrid creatures but I have a lot of friends who are very responsible dog owners and that guy made me sick. People like that shouldn't have animals, inconsiderate TWATS.
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IvIarkgraham
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i dont mind dog
i hate cats!
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lostboy
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LET you cunt, phone me, I wanna give you some verbal abuse 
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fir3vip3r
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Originally posted by lostboy
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Originally posted by fir3vip3r
You used to be alright Lostboy? Now you act like an immature little oik in a vain attempt to appear funny.
I'm just bored/tired and trying to entertain myself mate, shit day at work then rugby, don't take what I say personally
I dont, i just wanted to make fun of you!
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lostboy
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Originally posted by fir3vip3r
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Originally posted by lostboy
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Originally posted by fir3vip3r
You used to be alright Lostboy? Now you act like an immature little oik in a vain attempt to appear funny.
I'm just bored/tired and trying to entertain myself mate, shit day at work then rugby, don't take what I say personally
I dont, i just wanted to make fun of you!
O RLY? If it feels good, do it!
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Ben G
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i've made myself sick from picking up my dogs shit 
can't leave it as someone will report us, which is fair enough as i fucking hate it when people leave it on the floor.
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Ben G
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on another note, do cats shit?
never seen any of my 3 cats take a dump god knows where they do it.
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GTM
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I love dogs but people who dont pick up there crap do my head in. In work for 5am in november walking to my car and someone had let there dog shit rite by my drivers door. Didnt notice it until i put my foot down in the footwell and slid across and smeared shit all over my mat! Chucked it in the bush its actualy still there
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mattk
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yeah instead of leaving it for a day or 2 to decompose into the soil as nature would intend, lets put it into a PLASTIC bag and put it in a landfill
picking it up should be against the law
shouldnt be letting a dog shit on someones lawn though thats twatish
[Edited on 05-05-2010 by mattk]
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Limecat
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Originally posted by Ben G
on another note, do cats shit?
never seen any of my 3 cats take a dump god knows where they do it.
My neighbours cats like to try and take a crap in my veg patch. Little bastards. I do like cats but I would happily kick one of them over the fence, it is such a horid timid thing. The other is a great cat, after everyone has left after my epic BBQ's it comes and sits with me. I want to cat-nap it. 
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lostboy
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Originally posted by lostboy
LET you cunt, phone me, I wanna give you some verbal abuse
I had a cat not long ago, had to get rid as me mam was allergic shame as I liked it too and was just starting to get used to it.
Although I didn't like it when I let it sleep on my bed and instead it decided to meow for hours
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mattk
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I fucking hate cats, they are Vile, wouldnt do one any harm like
dogs are class
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Limecat
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Originally posted by lostboy
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Originally posted by lostboy
LET you cunt, phone me, I wanna give you some verbal abuse
I had a cat not long ago, had to get rid as me mam was allergic shame as I liked it too and was just starting to get used to it.
Although I didn't like it when I let it sleep on my bed and instead it decided to meow for hours
Probably the only pussy you have ever stroked.
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Originally posted by mattk
yeah instead of leaving it for a day or 2 to decompose into the soil as nature would intend, lets put it into a PLASTIC bag and put it in a landfill
picking it up should be against the law
shouldnt be letting a dog shit on someones lawn though thats twatish
[Edited on 05-05-2010 by mattk]
It wasn't on the lawn, it was on the grass on the other side of the pavement. Front lawn>pavement>grass>road.
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nathy_87
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Nice one let. I've got two dogs and picking the poop up after them aint nice but I respect other people's gardens plus I wouldn't like it if someone left a turd on my lawn. I would of done exactly what you did.
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sxibeast
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Over the road from me is a dog waste bin, and the amount of people that let their dog crap next to the bin the walk off is amazing!
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Daveskater
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Originally posted by Ben G
on another note, do cats shit?
never seen any of my 3 cats take a dump god knows where they do it.
Never on their own house's garden apparently 
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Liam
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Originally posted by Ben G
on another note, do cats shit?
never seen any of my 3 cats take a dump god knows where they do it.
Yes, they shit on other peoples gardens  Hate the little fuckers.
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