SetH
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Oops the maid will have a crusty suprise tommorow morning.
do you think she will leave something nasty in my bed as revenge?
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Paul_J
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DannyB
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Was it like a piece of cardboard when you were finished? why a towel and not some tissue you strange man
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SetH
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Because you can flush tissue away.
I wanted to leave her a present so that she can see how big my loads are and that i am "good for it".
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DannyB
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Bet it was as yelow as butter when it dried up
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Marc
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My Brother once used hotel towels to clean his trainers, he also used the sheets on the sofa bed, only they got caught on the metal folding mechanism and tore them
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SetH
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quote: Originally posted by DannyB
Bet it was as yelow as butter when it dried up
I can get pics
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DannyB
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/end of thread
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SetH
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Hammer
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quote: Originally posted by Marc
My Brother once used hotel towels to clean his trainers, he also used the sheets on the sofa bed, only they got caught on the metal folding mechanism and tore them
We used the bedsheets in Prague for absolutely everything, including towels
Soaked up all the spillages and we even made our mate that had been battered off a taxi driver a pudsey bear bandana
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Nath
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quote: Originally posted by Hammer
our mate that had been battered off a taxi driver
Do tell
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Hammer
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The stag thought it would be clever to get a taxi in a foreign country himself with no money
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Marc
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FPMSL
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SetH
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Jesus, he could have ended up getting hostelled!
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Hammer
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Taxi driver was playing baseball with a spring cosh and his head
The looky lookys phoned him an ambulance to some dodgy back street hospital with no windows where he also never paid them for stitching him up
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Nath
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Fucking hell
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SetH
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Good ole looky lookys, they are worth befriending in my experience when abroad.
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Hammer
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I have no sympathy for him tbh, I bought him a hooker on the last night and he slapped me for picking an ugly one
I'm contemplating telling his missus that story at the wedding.
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Tomnova16
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What happens on tour stays on tour
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Hammer
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Word
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