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Tim
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21st Mar 03 at 12:47   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just saw this on mig and thought I'd share...

Next time you have an itchy eye think of this guy (content not nice!!)
> > > > This poor guy was minding his own business & he felt an eye
> irritation.
> > > > Thinking that it was just regular dust, he started to rub his eye,in
> an
> > > > effort to remove the dust. Then his eyes got really red, so he
bought
> > some
> > > > eye drops from the pharmacy.
> > > >
> > > > A few days passed and his eyes were still red and seemed a little
> > swollen.
> > > > Again he dismissed it as dust & continued rubbing, hoping it would
go
> > > away.
> > > >
> > > > As the days went by, the swelling of his eye got worse & the
redness
> > > > increased until he decided to go and see a doctor for a check up.
> > > >
> > > > The doctor immediately wanted an operation, being afraid of a tumour
> > > growth
> > > > or cyst. At the operation, what was thought to be a growth or cyst,
> > > actually
> > > > turned out to be a ...............

Cybermonkey
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Icy
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got tht in email
Tim
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Trouble is my eye's are really itchy at the mo cos i stayed up all last night working... with contacts left in... D'oh.... not a good thought.
Gower
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nice
3CorsaMeal
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how the fcuk did that get in there?
Hillzlo
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Fucking disguisting.
Kerry
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tim u ming that filthy
Ditch
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21st Mar 03 at 12:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats sick!

My eyes are always red but not cos there is an overgrown maggott eating my brain cell
Matty Hall
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I hate blood and stuff Girlfriend likes to watch all the hospital shows on TV, just makes me feel like chucking up.
Scott M
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Saw an e mail the other day bout some yank that decided to scratch his nose with a drill, ended up with a massive hole in his face funnily enough.

Now he's suing the manufacturers as there was no warning on the drill that it shouldn't be inserted into orifices.

Worrying.
dragoncorsa
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21st Mar 03 at 13:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that is horrible tim but iv seen things like that b4
Trotty
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21st Mar 03 at 13:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!

That's fecking gross!

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I nothing sick about that
Sooty
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Thats absolutely wrong
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OMG ive just nearlly been sick

that is mingin!
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25th Mar 03 at 00:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

So Ali G wud say


Also how did vibrios dick get there??

Was u eyeing him up

matey
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25th Mar 03 at 00:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww omg errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr





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Munchie
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LOVE U TIM!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!
Mug shot
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quote:
Originally posted by Munchie
LOVE U TIM!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!


ist u ali g eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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nasty! I read a similar e-mail about someone licking the seal on an envelope and a baby cockroach grew inside their tongue. Turns out the envelope factory was invested big time and their were eggs on the envelope seals.
Munchie
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25th Mar 03 at 01:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yes nath...invested big time?! haha infested!!!!! u dope!!! yeh i heard that2. licked a load of stamps2day haha! i use selotape now tho..!
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its fake, very unlikely..

beside the maggot or whatever it is, there is a ruler. look @ the "mm" bit, why the hell did they use "comic" font.
Munchie
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i aint been smokin nethin but that pic of the maggot coming out the eye defo moved for me

[Edited on 25-03-2003 by Munchie]
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i feel woozy!

 
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