scoob
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I was shagging that bird out of n dubz doggy style when in walks dappy he walks round the back of me and licks my ball sack. Then I woke up all wet 
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DannyB
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I keep waking up thinking I've left the PC on, every night I do it. It's starting to piss me off now.
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LukeS
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whaaat
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Ben D
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Dreams usually highlight your desires - subconsciously or not...apparently you desire dappy to lick your baws 
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Brett
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The way you referred to it as a dream and not a nightmare worries me, scoob.
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adiohead
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This is important to know, was he wearing that stupid hat? 
[Edited on 09-08-2010 by adiohead]
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scoob
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It was all going well untill he walked in tbf
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ssj_kakarot
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben D
Dreams usually highlight your desires - subconsciously or not...apparently you desire dappy to lick your baws
only if you follow the Freudian line of dream analysis
if you look into the bio-logical and other explanations for dreams most of em come to the conclusion there pretty much meaningless.
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adiohead
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_emission
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scoob
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I think it was inception
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Paul_J
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I had a fucked up one the other day...
Some shit had been happening the entire dream... Then I was chasing this woman, but she was escaping across this large open area of a park or something...
... for some reason I was then being persued.
So I was running, and trying to keep a low profile... I remember thinking I had got away and wondered why no one was chasing me anymore.
Then I heard her say... I can find out where you are at any point, like now.
And at that moment, I turned around in my dream and literally everyone was standing facing me, pointing their finger. (a bit like inception where everyone starts to notice you).
This suddenly shocked me into waking up in bed. 
Was quite odd.
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DannyB
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How come you can never punch anyone in a dream? it's always in slow motion.
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Paul_J
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
How come you can never punch anyone in a dream? it's always in slow motion.
Hah and sometimes however hard you try you miss.
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DannyB
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Yep it's really weird, you cannot fight in a dream. Fact
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JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
How come you can never punch anyone in a dream? it's always in slow motion.
This is true.
Really annoying when you really want to knock someone you hate out
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Paul_J
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Yep it's really weird, you cannot fight in a dream. Fact
not necessarily true.
I was in Thailand and had been watching live muai thai fighting.
Then that night I was sleeping, but dreaming I was in the ring fighting ... I was throwing such hard elbows that I actually threw one in real life in my bed and woke myself up - my mate who was asleep in the room said he woke up to see me throwing my arms about punching the air in my sleep
I blame Doxycycline ... My dreams have never been normal since. It's like dreaming x100 of lucidity and blurs the lines of your brain knowing whats real or dream. Unfortunately, this means jumping out of bed in the middle of the night thinking you're being robbed, then after about 3 seconds standing there thinking wtf am I doing? and climbing back in bed.
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Generation
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I booted the gf really hard once, while having a dream fight:/ she just booted me back, to which I woke up.
Maybe she was lying and she just wanted tio kick me
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Generation
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I ahve problems with everyjob after about 4 months, I always end up sitting up talking to customers for ages, sometime arguing and sometimes, getting dressed under covers so can help customers, but they can;t see me nude
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DannyB
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I've woke myself up eating/chewing in my dreams before wake up and you're lying there chewing nothing like a retard
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Corsa_Sport21
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Dont know if every1 else is the same,but i cant run in my dreams.
Also this 1 time a few months back,i kneed the GF in the arse while i was dreaming.Knew i had done it as it was a success in the dream.Her arse cheek had a big bruise on it few days later.
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JonnyJ
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Aye, if i try to run its like im running through treacle, same with fighting
Can be so frustrating
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DannyB
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Running is another issue, I just seem to jog on the spot when I try and run.
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Corsa_Sport21
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Same with trying to drive a car or something.Always feels like my legs are tangled up,gets so frustrating.
I sometimes get dreams where i feel im awake but cant for the life of me move.Thats scary.
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DannyB
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Sleep Paralysis, it's scary, I've had it for years. You wake up and can't move or sometimes breath but you're aware of it, you have to really make an effort to do either.
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Corsa_Sport21
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Yeah thats it,havnt had it for a while mind you.Happened once when i was in the bath and nodded off.Bit stupid to fall asleep in the bath in the 1st place,think it was the heat that done it.Felt like spewing when i got out.
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