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Jules S
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Ok,

We all get them, and we always try to suss out what they are through the wrapping yes?

It's my fiancees birthday soon, and my mum just dropped this off for her:-



I'm saying nothing
John
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Watch
jibjob
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Foot long mars bar?
Jake
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800mm spirit level
stu_c
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hair straighteners?
Jules S
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quote:
Originally posted by stu_c
hair straighteners?


She has natural curls and like is that way....and yes, that's the watch I bought

PH and TFTF too never noticed that

I'm tempted to open said present now
Conway563
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Torque wrench
Jules S
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quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
Torque wrench


Hell yeah,

It's quite heavy, and heavier at one end....
DannyB
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15 inch black dildo
jibjob
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I've got it!
Jules S
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
15 inch black dildo


She prefers everything pink

Although the thought of my 75 year old mum buying the missus a black dildo does make me
Anty
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whip maybe?
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
800mm spirit level


PMSL
DannyB
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules S
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
15 inch black dildo


She prefers everything pink

Although the thought of my 75 year old mum buying the missus a black dildo does make me


Double ended too, fun for all the family
JadeM
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OPEN IT at one end and take a peek, she'll never know ..... the suspense is killing me !!!

Hurry up please !!!!
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I like the way you look relaxed Jules, sat there chilling with the TV on in the background surfing 'tinternet
nathy_87
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Jade.

Ring up your Mother and ask her or is that too obvious.
JadeM
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Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
Jade.

Ring up your Mother and ask her or is that too obvious.


NO!! Just open it .................................... NOW !!!!
Jules S
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quote:
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Double ended too, fun for all the family


Barf

Having prodded the package a few more times it looks like something girly



I'm going to force her to open it in a minute
JadeM
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Oh I didnt realise your g/f was there with you ! Bet she says no
JadeM
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You say its her birthday soon........ how soon is soon? Please dont say we're going to have to wait a week or something!
Jules S
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
I like the way you look relaxed Jules, sat there chilling with the TV on in the background surfing 'tinternet


It's a hard life

OK Jade, she's off to the bog so I'm going in

Covert mode on..
JadeM
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules S
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
I like the way you look relaxed Jules, sat there chilling with the TV on in the background surfing 'tinternet


It's a hard life

OK Jade, she's off to the bog so I'm going in

Covert mode on..


Try and take a pic of whatever it is, I'm nosey

[Edited on 02-09-2010 by JadeM]
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If it's a dildo I'm actually going to soil myself with laughter
stu_c
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cum on !!!

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