OFcorsa
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In France, the assistant pastors do not live in the main rectory. That is
reserved for the Pastor and his housekeeper.
One day the pastor invited his new young assistant pastor to have dinner at
the rectory. While being served, the young pastor noticed how shapely and
lovely the housekeeper was and down deep in his heart he wondered if there
was more between the pastor and his housekeeper than met the eye.
After the meal was over, the middle-aged pastor assured the young priest
that everything was purely professional ... that she was the housekeeper
and cook and that was that.
About a week later the housekeeper came to the pastor and said, "Father,
ever since the new assistant came for dinner I have not been able to find
the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose he took it, do you?"
The Pastor said, " Well, I doubt it but I'll write him a letter." So he sat
down and wrote, "My son, I'm not saying you did take the gravy ladle and
I'm not saying you did not take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it
has been missing since you were here for dinner."
The young assistant received the letter, and he answered it as follows:
"Dear Father, I'm not saying that you do sleep with the housekeeper and I'm
not saying that you do not sleep with the housekeeper. But I do know for sure
that if you slept in your own bed you would find the gravy ladle."
I've just woken up my office laughing a this one!
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