Fonz
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Registered: 12th May 06
Location: Newbury, Berks
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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Damn Americans
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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Lol I hadnt got to number 9 before I googled where I can buy clorox
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fazza
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Registered: 7th Feb 08
Location: Plymouth
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i was also thinking that neo
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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pmsl thats so true, i instantly wanted to get some clorox and already planned using the two bottles of brake fluid i bought in error
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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OMG AMAZING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bojzrjGIA8Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggmMu5nyO5g
[Edited on 10-09-2010 by Neo]
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Twiggy
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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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omg thats ace!
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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i like this related link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2mj-Sq2oeo&feature=related
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McWillster
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Registered: 23rd Mar 09
Location: Huntly, Aberdeenshire
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Where can i buy Clorox!???
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