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3CorsaMeal
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not sure if i'm scared of spiders or just when i see one suddenly i jump a mile.

just felt my left hand tickling, looked down and was a big spider crawling over it, Fook me i must of leapt about 2ft in the air from a seating position at the pc

not sure where the spider landed, but its here somewhere and still alive
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You're as bad as my Mum
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the weirdest freak me out thing i had was when fishing i was sat on the ground by the water and some bug came crawling out of the water/mud, looked like an alien and just kept on walking at me.

turned out to be some dragon fly larva-walky thing, but it was damn ugly and gross

I couldn't sit down there for the rest of the trip
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Yeh, i'm bad too, I hate the bastard things! no matter how small, i'll jump onto a chair, the bed or whatever. Then shout for help
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i walked into a web yesterday morning on the way to the car.
i didnt see a spider on the web and thought it was all good.
got in the car and the fucker was right there on my sleeve.

werent happy
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I was in bed the other night and turned onto my side. I felt something tickling my back and thought it must have just been the covers settling, but it kept doing it even after they'd stopped moving. I got a bit of a fright and flicked up the covers to see a moth flying out the wee bastard.

I've woken up in the morning when I was a wee guy as well to see a spider on my ceiling right in front of me (I used to have a cabin bed so it was about 2 or 3 feet away. I just left it because I'm not bothered by spiders and dozed off again - only to be woken up about half an hour later with the feeling of something crawling about on my ear! I sat up as quick as I could and started slapping my ear to get the fucker out. Worst part is I couldn't see it after, but I did stick my head over the side of the bed.

[Edited on 21-09-2010 by alan-g-w]
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I hate them, full stop.

Anything bigger than a 5p and I'll run a mile
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This thread is full of gay.
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Im not usually bothered by them.

But in the last week i keep getting these big fuck off ones which are like the size of my palm.

They keep me awake, and they jump

I went to use a cup to get one out but it was too big to fit into it
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quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
This thread is full of gay.
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Those things!
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spiders spread AIDS

fact.
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Guy a used to work with fucking hated em' so one day got the top sprout off a tomato andthe clasped it as if was holding something

then ran up to my workmate and went "here louie, catch!!" threw it on his face and he went fucking beserk!! Lol didn't calm down for 2 hours for the first 15 mins he was chasing me round the workshop while I pissed myself laughing

still makes me chuckle!
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Why are people scared of spiders in this country? They are HARMLESS!

A bird I know is SHIT scared of spiders.. I threw one at her recently and it landed on her front, she was shouting "Get it off" while running backwards.. Silly BINT!

[Edited on 21-09-2010 by DaveyLC]
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Walked through a web on th way into my house the other day, looked in the mirror and there was a big fucker xrawlin around I my hair!
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quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
Why are people scared of spiders in this country? They are HARMLESS!

A bird I know is SHIT scared of spiders.. I threw one at her recently and it landed on her front, she was shouting "Get it off" while running backwards.. Silly BINT!

[Edited on 21-09-2010 by DaveyLC]


That's a bit shit mate.
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one i found the other day

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my current spider friend



http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
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the one steve posted i caught one last year and chucked it onto the web of the one tomnova posted (but this was a little bigger) and both battled until the one tomnova posted finally managed to wrap it in web and then gradually ate it.
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quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
quote:
Originally posted by DaveyLC
Why are people scared of spiders in this country? They are HARMLESS!

A bird I know is SHIT scared of spiders.. I threw one at her recently and it landed on her front, she was shouting "Get it off" while running backwards.. Silly BINT!

[Edited on 21-09-2010 by DaveyLC]


That's a bit shit mate.


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quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
the one steve posted i caught one last year and chucked it onto the web of the one tomnova posted (but this was a little bigger) and both battled until the one tomnova posted finally managed to wrap it in web and then gradually ate it.

i have two the same now, webs next to each other
i put the big daddy long legs type in the webs quite a bit
think im over feeding them


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They amke me jump if i least expect them, but I'm more than happy to pick it up and put it outside. Opend my front door this mornng and eye level to me was a big spider hanging down. :lol
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i have now been bitten twice by a redback and once by a white-tail, and i felt absolutely shit all three times.

White tail was by far the worst, got a huge flesh wound on my shoulder after a couple of days. Redbacks just make you feel like bad flu.

There is a reason to be scared of them over here lol
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TBH Spiders and snakes are the reason i wouldn't ever want to move to Australia!

Rather put up with the cold over here

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