Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Anybody had any What the fuck just happened moments this week?
I've had a couple;
Was giving tuition to an elderly lady (IT Related), was showing her how to use mail merge, so she can print out her christmas card address list on labels. I wanted to see how large the font should be, so tried "28" and "Bold", i then wrote what I thought said TEST, but actually said TWAT. I have no idea WTF happened, and I tried to ignore it, but she said "Oh Dear"  
Second one, was when I was quoted £4,400 to have a geabox, and part of an engine replaced by BMW 
Whats happened to you guys so far this week?
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Cole
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: eastbourne Drives:zafira sold now a qashqai
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erm payday was last friday its nearly thursday and still no pay lol and i dont work for a small company
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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Involves my ex gf and wtf happend. This has been going on for weeks though.
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Ben D
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Registered: 25th Apr 05
Location: South West
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Andrew are all your posts on here about your GF?
ON subject I'm being charged £105 a week kennel fee's for my dog who i can't have returned to me 
[Edited on 29-09-2010 by Ben D]
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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ermm id rather not say.
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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I guess another one is that;
I sent 8 parcels this morning at the post office, all the exact same thing, weight and size, all cost £8.22 to send, but one, it cost £9.42
Didn't realise untill I looked afterwards 
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jibjob
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Registered: 6th Apr 08
Location: Elworth, Cheshire
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1. When i woke up this morning on my day off at 6.30am after going to sleep yesterday afternoon at 4pm.
2. Meeting Jermaine Pennant
3. Just this second realised i'm being an unusually depressed arse that refuses to give up on something even though its long gone!
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
i then wrote what I thought said TEST, but actually said TWAT. I have no idea WTF happened
Your fingers went too far left. Same reason I sometimes write KIK instead of LOL.
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richc
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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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I often right kik instead of lol!
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MJFF88
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Registered: 30th Apr 08
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Apologising to a door for walking into it. Was one of those moment where you just stop completely and just think.. Did I really just do that 
Edit: I didn't full on walk into it, I just like brushed it with my shoulder
[Edited on 29-09-2010 by MJFF88]
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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Finger misalignment.
I sometimes get completely the wrong words. It's especially humorous on a data projector in a class full of 17 year olds.
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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quote:
Originally posted by MJFF88
Apologising to a door for walking into it
That made me for real. And yes, I've done it.
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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Simon Church
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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More random than WTF, but i've just aqquired John Mundy the ex BBC News Broadcaster as a business partner in somehting 
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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As for my WTF moment this week, on reflection the best one was trying to reciprocate my colleague's double european air-kiss (which I still dislike doing, but when in Rome...), kinda missed it and planted one on her lips. Awkward moment there...
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BluKoo
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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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Its mushroom season. I've had plenty of WTF moments
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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In work today one of our hire cars had a puncture, our apprentice decided to take the wheel trim off with the airgun resulting in 4 fake plastic wheel bolts being snapped off and lying on the floor.
The boss asked him to heat up the tyre lube pot as it was all mangy so he decided to run an extension cable 15ft across the MOT bay when he could have ust picked the tub of lube up and moved it next to a plug socket.
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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WTF at the wheel trim wheel bolts
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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It was like these, plastic bolts for show, I've never laughed so hard in my lfe
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AlunJ
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
Location: Newport
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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I know the ones, just cant believe the stupidity, unless he was doing it for a laugh
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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Definately not, not sure what he was thinking to be honest, surely you would think something was wrong? he did all of them before he realised he had fucked up
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IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
Location: Ellesmere Port, Cheshire
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he shouldnt be working on cars if he is doing things like that
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Pete_vxl
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Registered: 24th Nov 06
Location: Lochgelly, Fife
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Being told by a vauxhall main dealer my car is worth £1200
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AlunJ
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
Location: Newport
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citroen told me mine was worth about £500
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