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Author JOKE (( Pretty funny if you got a funny sense of humour))
C18RSA
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   26th Mar 03 at 18:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

This young man decides he is going to join a morg.

He turns up for his first day at the funeral company and is greeted by his boss.

His Boss says to him, "Right we have got this young lady laying here on the bed and she needs tidying up, I'm going out on the road but if you have any problems ring me".

So this young man starts to tidy up the female when he notice's a prawn stuck up her fanny.

He tries to pull it out but cant get to it enough, so he phones up his boss.

"A prawn up her fanny, well i shall be right back to help you out".

The boss comes back and takes a look, " That aint a prawn stupid thats her clitoris.

Hmmmmmm well it tasted like a prawn to me.



[Edited on 26-03-2003 by C18RSA]
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26th Mar 03 at 19:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Awww com on peeps it cant be that bad surely.
MattyB
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26th Mar 03 at 19:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

its bad soz mate
BabyBlade
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26th Mar 03 at 19:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It's the idea more than the humour
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Yeah thats why i found it so funny Sethion
Denman
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26th Mar 03 at 19:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

made me laff n e way
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OK here is a joke I recently heard, nothing to do with this though only that the guy that told me that before told me this one aswell......

A priest, a rabbi and a reverend were on a sinking ship.

The Reverend shouts "SAVE THE CHILDREN"!!

The rabbi shouts "* F U C K* the children"

The priest says... do u think we actually have time for that?

 
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