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Gower
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Registered: 18th Mar 01
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28th Mar 03 at 16:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just went down town to meet a mate. On way there a car pulls right up my arse blasting his horn. I look in mirror, Driver is wearing a cap and he has a passenger in car with him. They are driving along with their indicator on. They kept on locking up the brakes and skidding up my arse whenever i approached a speed bump. They were laughing thinking that something was funny. They kept on blasting their horn.
Anyway. I got to end of road to get onto dual carrige way. I didnt have to stop so got straight on and went left down the hill.
They went right up the hill. (Thank god). As they did once again they blasted their horn. I looked in my mirror and saw them swerving in and out of both the lanes. Also their indicator was STILL on.

This my friends is the action of a GIMP.
antonOO2
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28th Mar 03 at 16:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

This my friends is the action of a GIMP


that is a quote i will be usin gin the future
Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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28th Mar 03 at 16:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have seen vibrio drive like this.
3CorsaMeal
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people like that, i pull over, if they a kid they usually drive off, otherwise i just ask what they want, and make them feel stupid.
DanielJ
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Registered: 21st Nov 01
Location: gwent, south wales
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did he av a rubber mask on?
antonOO2
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@ Dan
PaulW
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There are many other names you could use other than GIMP, but I still think people like that should be banned from the road!! I reckon a nice burnout from between there ankles right up to there chin should suffice as punishment!!!
Gambit
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this is the action of a joy-rider more like
Gower
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He had a beard.
The car was also very old, Very standard and very shit.
If i had got out of car i would of been late meeting my mate. I dont like being late.
jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
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He could'nt turn the indicator off as he was chained to the steering wheel
Gower
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He couldnt take the indicator off because he didnt have the brains to know how.
DanielJ
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28th Mar 03 at 16:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

oh so he werent the real gimp then
Ojc
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28th Mar 03 at 16:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Did he get raped?
IntaCepta
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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28th Mar 03 at 22:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i would have pulled over or in (let him pass).
maybe the indicator was the let u know he wanted to overtake u! or u to pull over!

i got this once from a girl! couldn't beleive my luck, got so wound up tho, i featherd the brake. and pulled in as the lane changed to 2, lol pitty she couldn't overtake !
Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
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28th Mar 03 at 23:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

On my way home from work I took a wonder round Leisure World.
Nothing interesting, so wondered out again, upon leaving a 1.4 8v Saxo incl fog lights was pulling out of Tesco's.
He proceeded to sit up my arse over the remainding speed bump, then I put my foot down & left him. Slowed down for speed camera & went again.
Got to traffic lights, I queued to go right, he was going straight on, when I heard him shout across.....
'Fairplay mate, what engine you got?'
'1.4 8v' I replied
'Wot sorta brake you running?'
'Bout 175' I replied again
'No wonder I couldn't keep up!'

Fool obviously thought I was a Sporting or something cos he got absolutely trounced, silly fool
DanielJ
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Registered: 21st Nov 01
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