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Author One i have to pass on to the lads (Dutch oven MkII)
Fonz
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now i apologise in advance
1) there is no porn in this thread
2) it may already be known by others

however it made me and i had to pass it on to the wider world


we are all familiar with the Dutch oven right?

well a mate (Northern for those who might care) explained to me the Automatic Dutch oven

Discreetly (as is possible) create the first step of the Dutch Oven, but rather than lift the covers and cover your Misses, shout out "spider" with great excitement! Your misses will on cue bury herself under the covers entering into the foul smelling situation you left for her thus creating a Automated Dutch Oven
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can you elaborate on the dutch oven please

is it like the alaskan pipeline?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven_%28practical_joke%29
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quote:
Originally posted by Fonz

Discreetly (as is possible) create the first step of the Dutch Oven, but rather than lift the covers and cover your Misses, shout out "spider" with great excitement! Your misses will on cue bury herself under the covers entering into the foul smelling situation you left for her thus creating a Automated Dutch Oven
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I can see some doing that but if I'd just told my bird there was a spider on the bed she'd leap 5 feet in the air and run out the room.

[Edited on 23-11-2010 by alan-g-w]
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I can see some doing that but if I'd just told my bird there was a spider on the bed she'd leap 5 feet in the air and run out the room.

[Edited on 23-11-2010 by alan-g-w]


Likewise. Happened twice in the middle of the night the other day
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This is now a spider thread.......
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flol at allan
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
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Originally posted by alan-g-w
I can see some doing that but if I'd just told my bird there was a spider on the bed she'd leap 5 feet in the air and run out the room.

[Edited on 23-11-2010 by alan-g-w]


Likewise. Happened twice in the middle of the night the other day


I always thought Fife and all the chooktur areas were backwards but night in the middle of the day...?
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Originally posted by _Allan_
This is now a spider thread.......



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Pmsl I'm trying this
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