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Author I just don't get Scottish Humour
RichR
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29th Nov 10 at 22:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvxL4Jcqoc0&feature=related

Drugs are bad mmmkay
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I don't get YOUR FACE.
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is this not how you all act north of the border
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Dunno. Can't see the video at work. Just take offence to anything against Scotland
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its more against Calvin Harris tbhimo - turns a Chicken into a shoe into cocopops then into a pair of fly eyes glasses
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
I don't get YOUR FACE.


Really, because i get YER MAW.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3iR2fFO_dE

TBH
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by Eck
I don't get YOUR FACE.


Really, because i get YER MAW.


You've adapted to the Scottish way of conversation well JJ. Add a few more insults in there and no one will know you're from there when you return in April.
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Cheers man

Honestly though Eck i would fuck your mother, shes quite fit.
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3iR2fFO_dE

TBH


I can actually say, tears were made laughing.
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Cheers man

Honestly though Eck i would fuck your mother, shes quite fit.


Rest assured, if I see you even looking in my mothers direction now, I will cut you from sternum to throat, and empty your insides out over your family.
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Originally posted by JonnyJ
Cheers man

Honestly though Eck i would fuck your mother, shes quite fit.


Rest assured, if I see you even looking in my mothers direction now, I will cut you from sternum to throat, and empty your insides out over your family.


Fair play as id empty my insides out over your mum.
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Calvin Harris is Scottish?! Jeezo. The whole thing he's doing isn't funny but the complete innappropriate use of sweary words in the middle of normal conversation is hilarious to me. I believe that's Scottish humour and probably why Billy Connolly is so funny. "C'mere ya big bastard ye" to a wee chicken
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Hmmmmm

I quite like Eck

But there again I quite like Jonny

There's only one way to decide this
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Thought the calvin harris one was quite funny as its quite random
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"quite" random being an understatement?
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That makes little to no sense
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What a bellend
Jay
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Still Game is boss!
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I dont get English humour

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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3iR2fFO_dE

TBH


Now on a pc that I can watch this video from and all I can say is FPMSL

It's hilarious how fast it kicks off
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quote:
Originally posted by Jay
Still Game is boss!


I've always thought that chewin' the fat was better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khrpy4V0-U4

Awa' and dinny talk pish
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quote:
Originally posted by Jay
Still Game is boss!


Classic.

Last nights was superb.
Ellis
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Phasers to Malky
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is this Limmy? i cba to watch, if it is then its the most unfunny thing iv ever seen

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