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Balling

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Registered: 7th Apr 04
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28th Jan 11 at 09:50

DK military standard issue smoke grenade.

Any suggestion how to make good use of it?

[Edited on 28-01-2011 by Balling]

noshua

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28th Jan 11 at 09:52

Pretend you're Arnold Schwarzenegger from Commando.

Balling

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28th Jan 11 at 09:53

quote:
Originally posted by noshua
Pretend you're Arnold Schwarzenegger from Commando.

Preferably something I don't already do on a daily basis...

Winemaker

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Registered: 8th May 07
Location: Down Under
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28th Jan 11 at 09:53

Mail it to your local politician with a return address

nathy_87

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Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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28th Jan 11 at 09:53

quote:
Military issue smoke grenades. Oh yes, this is what you want. > They come in two basic kinds, Signalling smoke, and Screening smoke. The signalling smoke comes in a range of colours and can be used indoors (well, it'll be unpleasant, but won't kill you). The screening smoke comes in grey only and should not be used indoors as it puts out a lot more smoke and is also carcinogenic.

Both of these grenades start producing smoke as soon as the handle is released and get extremely hot. Do not hold onto them once they are going. Caution should be used when deploying these in forest areas, especially in summer as they are a definite fire hazard

From: http://www.tea-and-medals.co.uk/pyrotechnics.htm

Sam

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28th Jan 11 at 09:54

Did you buy it or did someone just randomly put it on your desk?

Fro

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Location: Rainham, Essex Drives: A3 2.0TDi Sport
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28th Jan 11 at 09:56

Put it under someones car

Dan

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Location: Gorleston on Sea, Norfolk
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28th Jan 11 at 09:56

Wait till someone in the office is mid shit, lob it over the door and run

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Balling

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28th Jan 11 at 09:57

quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
They come in two basic kinds, Signalling smoke, and Screening smoke.

This would be the latter.

@Sam > I guess someone thought I might like it.

Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
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28th Jan 11 at 10:01

Go play airsoft

dan_m1les

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Location: Burnham, Buckinghamshire
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28th Jan 11 at 10:09

chucj it in a mates car whilst parked obviously

Balling

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28th Jan 11 at 10:13

quote:
Originally posted by dan_m1les
chucj it in a mates car whilst parked obviously

quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
...get extremely hot.
...a definite fire hazard.

Baskey

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28th Jan 11 at 10:17

My mate gets me these (he does helicopter landings/fueling for the army) they are lethal. While they are burning they shoot a 2 foot flame out the back.

Mine look a little bigger than yours but I think there pritty similar

A2H GO

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28th Jan 11 at 10:31

My sisters mate came back from the Marines and bought her back some military grade CF Gas spray. It was only a thin tube and looked like some sort of mascara

. He left it on the side, me thinking it was perfume of some sort sprayed it in the air (luckily not in my face) in the living room on xmas day with everone round. Within 30 seconds everyone was pileing out the room chokeing

Ste M

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28th Jan 11 at 10:38

Set it off in the building ventilation system. It'll kill maybe 2 or 3 hours evacuating everyone. lol

Phillips_91

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28th Jan 11 at 10:42

quote:
Originally posted by Ste M
Set it off in the building ventilation system. It'll kill maybe 2 or 3 hours evacuating everyone. lol

3CorsaMeal

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28th Jan 11 at 10:51

chuck it out your sunroof while on the motorway

Jake

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28th Jan 11 at 11:18

quote:
Originally posted by A2H GO
My sisters mate came back from the Marines and bought her back some military grade CF Gas spray. It was only a thin tube and looked like some sort of mascara . He left it on the side, me thinking it was perfume of some sort sprayed it in the air (luckily not in my face) in the living room on xmas day with everone round. Within 30 seconds everyone was pileing out the room chokeing

N3CRO

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28th Jan 11 at 11:30

quote:
Originally posted by Dan
Wait till someone in the office is mid shit, lob it over the door and run

I like this one

DannyB

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28th Jan 11 at 12:44

Throw it at a pensioner, or a disabled child

Ronson

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28th Jan 11 at 12:46

quote:
Originally posted by Balling

quote:
Originally posted by dan_m1les
chucj it in a mates car whilst parked obviously

quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
...get extremely hot.
...a definite fire hazard.

Carcinogenic

3CorsaMeal

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28th Jan 11 at 13:45

quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Throw it at a pensioner, or a disabled child

yes, nice one, or into the hood of a baby pram

3CorsaMeal

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28th Jan 11 at 13:46

i had chimney testers once, and i set them off in the school corridors.

i also had the master key for the electrics and could switch off all the lights

kennySRi

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Registered: 12th Nov 10
Location: Lancashire
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28th Jan 11 at 13:49

quote:
Originally posted by A2H GO
My sisters mate came back from the Marines and bought her back some military grade CF Gas spray. It was only a thin tube and looked like some sort of mascara . He left it on the side, me thinking it was perfume of some sort sprayed it in the air (luckily not in my face) in the living room on xmas day with everone round. Within 30 seconds everyone was pileing out the room chokeing

Nath

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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28th Jan 11 at 13:56

I've got two smoke grenades

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